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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak आप out
But I
I think I might of कहा too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of कहा it’s आप and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo
Yeah I’m the kind of girl that wears आप out, oh, oh

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

आप never do return my calls
Just like we never met at all
No matter what I’ll always wait for you
I’ll wait for you
I’ll wait for you

I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
Yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Guess I should leave this behind (Yeah, yeah)
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away (And I don’t want to)
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase, erase and rewind

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away (I can’t seem to stay away)
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am (I am)
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind
EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one और time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' और to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be और to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And इंद्रधनुष Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike:...
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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do आप think आप could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank आप all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys प्यार flirts.
3. A guy can like आप for a minute, and then forget आप afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are आप doing something?" या "Have आप eaten already?" are the first usual सवालों a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar आप grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something या someone

3. Go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki बिना सोचे समझे noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a फव्वारा run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to आप in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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Source: गूगल
I found this hilarious लेख on pcworld.com
Don't know who the लेखक is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's कैप्स Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The दिखाना was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids दिखाना that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The दिखाना had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my प्रिय parts of the दिखाना was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did आप get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A पेंगुइन rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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