1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give आप the key.....if आप dont feed, water, and give the dog a घर he might break out....with this basic knowledge आप can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that आप gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things आप are offended द्वारा we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like कुत्ता holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate a spontaneous erotic adventure in a changing room.
B.If आप make us sit outside the changing room holding your purss, never expect us to come shopping again....that is if we are still there when आप come out.......
C.take us into the dressing room with you, trust me we dont mind having to watch आप strip down and put clothes on.....we may offer to help taking some things off.
4.We dislike having backseat drivers, the examiner for the driving test was about 30seconds from having road rash for most of us....
5.We like video games, dont hate.....we wouldnt mind if आप practiced while we are gone so we can have that dream of a cool girlfriend thats good at CoD........If आप want our attention with out grabbing a remote and joining आप might need to shed a few layers.....
6.We like having surprise naked चित्रो of yourself sent to us.....the naughtier the better.
7.If आप cant cook but आप insist on us eating the .....matter.....you have produced try wearing an apron.......just and apron....we wont notice the खाना we will be too busy trying to think of the 1 in a million ways to get आप on चोटी, शीर्ष of us w/ या w/o the apron....
8.We dont mind chick flicks but there are some rules...
A.you must never tell our फ्रेंड्स या anyone who knows our friends.
B.you must compensate us द्वारा watching an action movie, या compensation with sexual acts...
C.if आप are bored द्वारा our movie please go ahead and play with our dog.....
9.WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS!!!Idk why but no woman believes this.....it is true if आप dont instigate something या tell us to unleash the dog inside आप we wont know! so for God's sake please tell us या drag us we wont care आप could rip our clothes of and say thats mine and have your way.....
10.Whilest still upon the subject we enjoy being told what आप want! because we cant read your minds.......so tell us where,when,and how hard आप want it......
11.We dont mind being woke up in the middle of the night या in the morning द्वारा आप but if आप expect us to stay awake id suggest आप either be on चोटी, शीर्ष of us, grooming the dog, या sitting on our face.........not in the smothering way either!
12.Every guy has been trying to go green since indooor plumbing was invented so please save the planet and शावर, शॉवर with us so we dont waste water.....
13.Being spontaneous is a good thing try it....if your man shuts आप down trying to go down, या play with the dog......i think his gender will disown him.
14.Haircuts..........lets be honest due to the fact we are normally staring at your chest या your butt, we may need a little extra time to notice the haircut.
15.Ladies there is only one time we wont consider it cheating if your having sex with another person.........it is when it is yourself, your boyfriend and another woman...........
16.When we अंतरिक्ष out we are probably fantasizing about आप doign things we want but आप dont.....so dont be offended when we keep asking for them.....
17.We प्यार getting compliments so tell us the dog is growing या something, whether its true या not.....
18.We are all kinky so any ideas आप have spit them out because we might have been wanting to ask आप to do that for months...
19.True fact women look good naked.........so stop worrying about how आप look......because we like it....
20.No man would complain if he came घर and saw आप naked, playing with youself, या in a sexy outfit.
21.Dont complain to us about your shoes.........honestly does one pair matter if आप have 50.....we have prolly 4 या 5.....
22.Whatever,fine,or i get it........are not good ways to end a discussion...
23.Dont smoke.............nuff said...
24.We are not made to be used as pawns in a game with your other girlfriends......
25.We dont mind if आप come to बिस्तर naked so dont worry about having to pick which pjs to wear each night......
26.We are a proud species we like to have our backs rubbed litterally and figurativly....
27.We like knowing where आप are because we worry about आप not because we are controlling...
28.If आप text us then drop off the face of the earth we assume the worst and will go on a rampage untill आप text us again.....
29.Blue balls is the leading cause of death of relationships....
30.If we start sharing our feeling...blehh.....and आप laugh या make a joke.....dont ever expect it to happen again even if आप are in lingerie....