He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if आप say Vietnam he'll stab आप with a fork
if आप say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
आप can't stop him no matter what
if आप call for help he'll stab आप in the butt.
Never run because आप know he'll catch you
he might torture या just plain kill you.
Run for cover, और like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if आप run या cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
आप better pray to god that आप don't blow his top.
He might rip आप to pieces या snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
आप better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make आप into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if आप see him आप better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if आप say Vietnam he'll stab आप with a fork
if आप say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
आप can't stop him no matter what
if आप call for help he'll stab आप in the butt.
Never run because आप know he'll catch you
he might torture या just plain kill you.
Run for cover, और like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if आप run या cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
आप better pray to god that आप don't blow his top.
He might rip आप to pieces या snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
आप better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make आप into french fries.
He may be cute but don't let that fool you
that's what he wants he might just kill you.
if आप see him आप better beware
he's flippy, the soldier bear.
1.people excpect आप to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your फ्रेंड्स get jelious when आप hang with other people.
3.more people then आप think hate आप and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean लोकप्रिय person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about आप behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put आप with your फ्रेंड्स because आप talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but और then 90% of them are just hanging out with आप because your popular.
8.If your a लोकप्रिय girl and आप have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling आप a slut.
9.If your a लोकप्रिय boy and आप have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if आप had a good friend and then आप became लोकप्रिय they might stop hanging out with आप because they think there not good enough.
2.Your फ्रेंड्स get jelious when आप hang with other people.
3.more people then आप think hate आप and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean लोकप्रिय person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about आप behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put आप with your फ्रेंड्स because आप talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but और then 90% of them are just hanging out with आप because your popular.
8.If your a लोकप्रिय girl and आप have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling आप a slut.
9.If your a लोकप्रिय boy and आप have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if आप had a good friend and then आप became लोकप्रिय they might stop hanging out with आप because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, या being a creep, आप will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks आप can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.
Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell आप where I fucking live so we can fuck बिना सोचे समझे strangers.
Stranger: आप like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: आप ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, या copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their खाना (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend प्यार the mall but what makes it और fun are the following
-When your लॉस्ट looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could आप please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When आप go into a store adress your friend द्वारा a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if आप go into one of those store that plays the संगीत REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but आप and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about बिना सोचे समझे things. like terrorists या something
Have fun with फ्रेंड्स at the mall!
-When your लॉस्ट looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could आप please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When आप go into a store adress your friend द्वारा a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if आप go into one of those store that plays the संगीत REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but आप and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about बिना सोचे समझे things. like terrorists या something
Have fun with फ्रेंड्स at the mall!