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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an सेब to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit द्वारा a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking आगे to my new world
Some guys are dying on the highway
I wrote their names, this is going as planned
Death, death, think about death,
आप know what it is! {So behave yourself and आप won't get it.}
I got this, Misa got this, Mikami's in on this too
I got this, Misa got this, आप have to die now that आप know it
लेखन in my notebook
दिल attacks are deadly
Gotta figure out soon, what is L's real name?
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking आगे to my new world
Last episode it was L
This episode he died, एल died
Kira is excited, I'm so excited
But now Near's coming in this episode
अगला episode I'll meet Mello
And Matt comes afterwards
I want the Wammy's Boys to end!
*Teru Mikami's turn* God is Light Yagami!
So awesome killing bad guys (bad guys)
Killing good guys (good guys)
They deserved it because (they did) they got in his way
The Task Force shouldn't interfere (Whoo! Write names!)
God will create a new world, it'll be great
Criminals and law enforcers dying
Check the crime rates, they've gone down significantly
*Now Misa Amane's turn* It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta be in प्यार with boyfriend!
Everybody's looking आगे to Light's new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Helping out my Light-kun!
Everybody's looking आगे to Kira's new world!
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking आगे to the new world
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both good and bad guys!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to the new world, new world!
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with a Death Note!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to the new world!
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
लेखन names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking आगे to the new world!
posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at आप trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can किस a guy* a bird can किस a butterfly* the rising sun can किस the grass* but आप my friend!! yes you!! आप CAN किस MY ASS*******

If आप didn't have feet आप wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do आप wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for आप %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make आप tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are आप remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with आप when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves आप more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her फ्रेंड्स say i प्यार her और than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary फ्रेंड्स that आप talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome फ्रेंड्स and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time आप read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though आप may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't प्यार you, my love.

I loved आप with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar आप grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something या someone

3. Go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki बिना सोचे समझे noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a फव्वारा run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to आप in public about the...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask आप say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing कमीज, शर्ट sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If आप want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on गूगल
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS या If आप find a कमीज, शर्ट store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the खाना court and go to a fast खाना place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a तालिका, टेबल गाना elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as आप can "I प्यार THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT दिन AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until आप see an old lady/guy...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog खाना is a beautiful thing to watch when आप are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when आप sleeeeeep.

13. Bye कहा Santa while eating Blitzen.
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped द्वारा terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds चुरा लिया it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket चुरा लिया it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten मिनट intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people आप can get to शामिल होइए in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department द्वारा sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive आप to madness द्वारा letting आप figure out why the heck I कहा pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, या perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 LEAST प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों and just like with my चोटी, शीर्ष 15 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों सूची I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell आप how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to दिखाना that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a सूची like this pretty much just कहा they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my सूची and please keep in mind this is just my...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - आप should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are आप really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he कहा that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can आप tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. आप will never find anybody who can give आप a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell आप that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling आप that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed द्वारा the federal government is entertainment.
5. आप should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests आप think she's pregnant unless आप can see an...
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Man: Where have आप been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.

Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
किस On The Lips-I प्यार You
किस On The Ear-You Are Special
किस On The Nose-Laughter
किस On The Cheek-Friendship
किस On The Forehead-I Comfort You
किस On The Neck-I Want You
किस On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
किस Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender किस On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I लॉस्ट आप