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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, हटाइए your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not हटाइए both hands या both feet at the same time - आप will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as आप throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly on your target.

Balloon Dart Throw:
The balloons are under-inflated, and the dart tips are dull. Forget accuracy and throw the dart as hard as आप can. Most people aim for the middle, so the game operators will often hide the "good prize" टॅग्स behind balloons on the outside edges.

Shoot out the Star:
In this skill game आप need to completely remove the red तारा, स्टार using a BB gun.

Very hard to beat, even for a good marksman. The trick is to shoot around the star, rather than trying to shoot out the तारा, स्टार itself.

Complete the वृत्त and the center of the paper will fall away taking the red तारा, स्टार with it.

Also note that the barrels are often bent, and their marks not accurate. Within the first few shots it's important to gauge just how far off the mark the gun shoots and adjust your aim accordingly.

Basket Toss:
Lean over to get as close to the basket as आप are allowed. Toss the ball gently using some backspin. Aim for the inside upper lip of the basket.


Guess your weight, age या birth month:
Unless आप very over-weight या really don't look your age, it's best to go with the birth month. Some carnies still use an old scam for guessing your birth month.

If the carny uses this trick (not all do) they will scribble down something like the image on the right. Does it say Jun, Jul, या Jan? The guesser could claim it be whichever one is closest to your birth month. That wide spread allows the carny to be within 2 months of any month, except one: October.

So if आप think आप are dealing with a shady operator, always say "October" is your birth month.

Coin Toss Game:
The object is to toss a coin onto a plate without the coin bouncing off. There are a few tricks to increasing the odds of winning this game:

1. Use a very high arc, with as little spin as possible when tossing the coin. आप can even try tossing the coin right up into the hanging stuffed जानवर above.

2. Covertly cover the coin with spit before tossing it.

3. Some people recommend purposely bouncing the coin off one plate in order to make a सेकंड bounce land on a plate safely.

Stand the bottle:
आप are दिया a fishing pole with a small ring attached to the end of the line. Your goal is make a soda bottle (laying on its side) stand using this contraption.

The trick is to PUSH the bottle up rather than pull it up.

दूध Bottle Throw:
The bottles used in this carnival game are often made with leaded glasses making them very heavy.

The secret to winning the दूध bottle throw is to aim at the base of the bottom two containers rather then at the intersection of all three bottles.

Test Your Strength:
The goal is to whack the base of this game with a mallet causing a weight shoot up and ring a bell. The trick is all in accuracy and technique rather than strength. A few tips:

1. Accuracy is the key, be sure to hit the center of base.

2. Hold the mallet as far down the handle as possible while still achieving a firm grip.

3. Hold the mallet over your head, arms completely extended, arch your body backwards. Give a few slow motion test swings to judge how far आप should stand away from the target to hit it dead-center. Using this method आप will achieve the most momentum and still accurately hit the target.

BasketBall Free-Throw:
आप have a lot going against आप in this game. The ball is over-inflated, the hoop is smaller than regulation size and often an oval shape rather than circular. The backboard is plywood making it extra bouncy. So forget about throwing a normal free-throw shot.

The key is to use a high arc. Do not try to rebound the shot off the backboard -- the ball will always bounce too much. To win this game आप must make a perfect swish, no backboard.
1.You abuse our प्यार आप lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! आप can think what ever आप can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people प्यार batman, I go for Superman. बैटमैन dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One दिन he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my अगला hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that आप can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at आप a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments आप a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if आप are single.

06. He asks आप out for lunch.

07. He asks आप out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats आप like a lady.

12. He walks आप to your door.

13. He wants to see आप often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells आप he likes you.

16. His फ्रेंड्स know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He कहा he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I कहा "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give आप the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over द्वारा a cop and he या she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, आप have been caught speeding, how much do आप think आप were going?" Don't say, "Well आप must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when आप haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron या born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period या PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have आप been putting on a little weight?" It's a कुतिया, मतलबी slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I चुरा लिया a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag आप down and beat आप with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make आप Christian even और then standing in a गेराज makes आप a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the सूची though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at घर even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been पोस्टेड before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the बैटमैन theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with फ्रेंड्स in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours द्वारा hooking a camcorder, कैमकॉर्डर to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been पोस्टेड alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality या sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope आप like!!! This was written द्वारा me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time पढ़ना my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help आप feel better. And who knows, over time आप might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an लेखक :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If आप love...
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, और या less a link with the United States. If आप look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses और firmly. रे Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup या sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have केशा babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds आप of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his बार्बी girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his घर adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he जवाब he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the स्रोत of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If आप are a burglar, then we're probably at घर cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's सुरक्षित to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write या draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on या off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to दिखाना the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of आप just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name टॅग्स to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell आप all these: What dates & Why आप don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's दिन
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday या the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, आप know how if आप see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why आप ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would आप want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 साल old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. आप fall down the stairs.

2. A पेड़ falls down on you.

3. A लामा spits in your face.

4. आप eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. आप are making out with a person and then आप trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your तकिया gets a face and bites आप head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate आप and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, आप get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that आप are going to die, then आप die.

11. When आप are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying बिना सोचे समझे things until u cry laughing
5. continue पढ़ना this
6. Walk up to siblings and say बिना सोचे समझे things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on फेसबुक and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on गूगल look up नीलकंठ, जय, जे leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add बिना सोचे समझे people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are आप addicted? Are आप a super fan? Are आप just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are आप on फैन्पॉप too much?

1. आप see something आप like, and think Oh, I want to प्रशंसक that club!

2. आप start shipping people आप know या see.

3. आप hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. आप hear something awesome and immediately want to go on फैन्पॉप and change your motto.

5. आप hear something and आप want to टिप्पणी दे on it.

6. आप have great ideas of something आप should post on फैन्पॉप at completely बिना सोचे समझे times of day.

7. आप get a new प्रिय and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will आप marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no और मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and आप have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely बिना सोचे समझे things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as आप can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as आप can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend आप try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.