37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish आप were a door so I could slam आप all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do आप work for UPS? I thought I saw आप checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 बोन्स in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy आप a drink या do आप just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted बिस्तर Thrasher: have आप seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make आप the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and आप can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish आप were a टट्टू Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride आप all दिन long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how आप look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings या the stairway to heaven?
14. आप might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. आप must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing आप do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be आप द्वारा morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. आप know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name स्पेनिश सफेद मदिरा, शेरी Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight या should I walk द्वारा again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone कहा आप were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if आप think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but आप can tickle me anytime आप want to.
30. I know दूध does a body good, but DAMN, how much have आप been drinking?
31. If आप were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and sex? No? Why? Don't आप like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go घर without me.
34. Do आप sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do आप wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I लॉस्ट my puppy. Can आप help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get आप out of these wet clothes.
1. I wish आप were a door so I could slam आप all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do आप work for UPS? I thought I saw आप checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 बोन्स in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy आप a drink या do आप just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted बिस्तर Thrasher: have आप seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make आप the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and आप can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish आप were a टट्टू Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride आप all दिन long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how आप look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings या the stairway to heaven?
14. आप might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. आप must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing आप do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be आप द्वारा morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. आप know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name स्पेनिश सफेद मदिरा, शेरी Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight या should I walk द्वारा again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone कहा आप were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if आप think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but आप can tickle me anytime आप want to.
30. I know दूध does a body good, but DAMN, how much have आप been drinking?
31. If आप were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and sex? No? Why? Don't आप like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go घर without me.
34. Do आप sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do आप wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I लॉस्ट my puppy. Can आप help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get आप out of these wet clothes.
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written द्वारा XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes घर drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of येशु on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat अगला to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of आप won't re-post this.
आप never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If आप deny येशु in front of your friends, He will deny आप in front of his Father.
Dad comes घर drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of येशु on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat अगला to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of आप won't re-post this.
आप never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If आप deny येशु in front of your friends, He will deny आप in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed द्वारा this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved द्वारा the twisted turns of the darkness. जानवर will be turned और scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let आग and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot यूनिकॉर्न will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and शामिल होइए me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)