This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of ऐनीमे each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how आप want to be "Miku-Chan" when आप get older.
4. On चोटी, शीर्ष of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If आप have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like ऐनीमे in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make प्रशंसक characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic ऐनीमे weapon with आप everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun चुंबन coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog मंचों like Gaia Online या 4Chan.
16. Fangirl या Fanboy obsessively. (This means और than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure आप have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, या any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U चुरा लिया MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like आप live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that आप are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable ऐनीमे features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that आप are in that ऐनीमे world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese खाना and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates ऐनीमे dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen या Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get ऐनीमे DVD's, pocky, या other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
