1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two मिनटों later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if आप are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when आप get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if आप can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 मिनटों and if your teacher notices how long आप were gone, say आप have diarrhea या constipation.
8.During a lesson या while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, सवाल it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your सीट and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if आप are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if आप aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how आप are never chosen (even if आप get chosen often) या accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when आप get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when आप get asked about it, say that आप aren't allowed आप tell-the government has made आप swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma या grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! आप look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen या pencil to school so that आप can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives आप a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the दिन with a grin.
17.When आप are supposed to be पढ़ना silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives आप the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* सूट्स you. *giggle* Yea... आप look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this सवाल due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that आप heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that आप can't answer that. They threatened आप to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that आप had to take care of'.
26.(If आप haven't learned) In an important test या assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your नितंब, गधा off that afternoon and the अगला दिन when आप are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that आप are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, दिन after day.
30.If आप ever have to mark your own work, with every सवाल आप get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if आप are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when आप get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if आप can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 मिनटों and if your teacher notices how long आप were gone, say आप have diarrhea या constipation.
8.During a lesson या while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, सवाल it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your सीट and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if आप are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if आप aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how आप are never chosen (even if आप get chosen often) या accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when आप get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when आप get asked about it, say that आप aren't allowed आप tell-the government has made आप swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma या grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! आप look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen या pencil to school so that आप can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives आप a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the दिन with a grin.
17.When आप are supposed to be पढ़ना silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives आप the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* सूट्स you. *giggle* Yea... आप look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this सवाल due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that आप heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that आप can't answer that. They threatened आप to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that आप had to take care of'.
26.(If आप haven't learned) In an important test या assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your नितंब, गधा off that afternoon and the अगला दिन when आप are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that आप are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, दिन after day.
30.If आप ever have to mark your own work, with every सवाल आप get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
It all started when Chloe was in the रसोई, रसोईघर making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these कपकेक in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these कपकेक in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END