Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody

Hey, बिना सोचे समझे clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND बास house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! द्वारा बास house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. आप know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!




About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...

हे guys i recently found out about some amazing गूगल features and thought to share it with आप guys. गूगल not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use गूगल Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of आप might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the खोजिए bar and tadaa गूगल will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. गूगल Gravity:

Ok for fist आप "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom आप will see settings. Go there and...

I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do आप call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...

I saw this elderly gentleman dining द्वारा himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his दिन द्वारा talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then लॉस्ट contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he कहा he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...