1.)When your teacher asks any सवालों say "Why does my बिल्ली breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is पढ़ना out facts say "Lies! Lies!" या "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why आप didn't do your homework say " आप can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks आप to answer a सवाल say "The brain आप are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at घर but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO आप WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" या just say a बिना सोचे समझे number and when they tell आप to stop being so stupid say "Are आप being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is पढ़ना out facts say "Lies! Lies!" या "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why आप didn't do your homework say " आप can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on चोटी, शीर्ष of the तालिका, टेबल and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks आप to answer a सवाल say "The brain आप are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at घर but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO आप WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" या just say a बिना सोचे समझे number and when they tell आप to stop being so stupid say "Are आप being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
