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Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK आप LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get आप to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom कहा and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia कहा and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's Ariana's Team!They're trying to get the stone!"Maybelle warned."Run!To the door!"Alicia said.They got the key.But they didn't know Ariana was watching.They waited for Maybelle to come up."Okay now what?"They looked down and screamed.Ariana was climbing.They ran.Sarah dropped her coat."No!That has the key."Sarah said."No time!Run!"Henry grabbed her.They sprinted across the road."Go to the पेड़ house!Maybelle!That's where आप are staying!"Alicia said.Ariana picked up the coat,and found the key...
posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All दिन long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A चूहा survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for कुत्ता are sold in Tokyo

6. A डॉल्फिन sleeps with one eye open

7. A मगरमच्छ can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast संगीत makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs और than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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These are just बिना सोचे समझे ways to eat my प्रिय cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी milk
5. frozen
6. फ्रोज़न with milk
7. फ्रोज़न with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in फ्रोज़न yogurt
11. in फ्रोज़न yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
14. फ्रोज़न with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
15. फ्रोज़न with 7up
16. with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and 7up
17. with चेरी 7up
18. फ्रोज़न with चेरी 7up
19. फ्रोज़न with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and चेरी 7up
20. द्वारा itself

If आप try any of these and like it, please write a टिप्पणी दे and tell me which one(s) आप tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if आप think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A नींबू is lying on the चोटी, शीर्ष step, and आप are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. सेकंड्स later आप land on your ass, and अगला आप are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A नींबू is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the नींबू that was created द्वारा your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the नींबू into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if आप ever, one दिन decide to call me that. If आप think I'm insane, run away, because आप are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too आप a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. आप think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two फ्रेंड्स riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a टट्टू with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red लोमड़ी, फॉक्स is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when आप sneeze because when आप sneeze, your दिल stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A घोंघा, घोंघे can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only जानवर that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders और than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical घोड़े with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the संगीत store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos या rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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Act like आप know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their सवालों with questions.
Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got और "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A साल has passed by, and Don is chosen द्वारा the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef कुल्हाड़ी with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the हाल का years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad लेखन behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and शामिल होइए the ranks of washed up directors like...
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