Advice: So... I hope that आप are not eating या आप just ate because आप are going to puke...
Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my डेस्क and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates कहा that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came अगला to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It गलाना, पिघलता like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell आप that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...
I think that आप will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke या the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)
P.S. Sorry if I कहा something wrong... Hope u like it...?
Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my डेस्क and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates कहा that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came अगला to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It गलाना, पिघलता like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell आप that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...
I think that आप will ask why that REAL shit was there.....
I guess that was o Joke या the guy who is in the 3rd grade(3rd grade learns in that class before us) had a little problem.....(poor guy was too scared)
P.S. Sorry if I कहा something wrong... Hope u like it...?
नारंगी, ऑरेंज kitten: mommy kitty im hungry
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
नारंगी, ऑरेंज kitten: mommy can आप dance *does the साल्सा with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 दिन later........
my mom: LALALALALALALALLA
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some बिना सोचे समझे dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
me: WELLL आप ARE WEIRD
some बिना सोचे समझे dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
me: ASIFJAIOJASIOJSG
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
one घंटा later....
me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
नारंगी, ऑरेंज kitten: mommy can आप dance *does the साल्सा with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 दिन later........
my mom: LALALALALALALALLA
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some बिना सोचे समझे dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
me: WELLL आप ARE WEIRD
some बिना सोचे समझे dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
me: ASIFJAIOJASIOJSG
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
one घंटा later....
me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!