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The अगला दिन I went shopping to get stuff for my cousins!It was a big mall!As I walked to the Clothes Aisle,a familiar figure was looking at skirts."Kyha?What are आप doing here!?"Jade asked.
"Oh!I'm always with आप when something bad happens!"Kyha answered."Well nothing bad is gonna happen!"Jade protested.To her surprise,There was a BOOM!"DUCK!"Kyha said.Jade slammed to the floor,
there wasn't one shot,there was four!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
"IS EVERYONE OKAY?"The mall manager asked."YES!"Everyone answered."So why are आप still here?And why are people looking at me like a wacko?"
Jade asked."Because,No one else can see me!AND,some thing ELSE will happen!"Khya answered."Nothing will happen again!Hope I didn't jinx that!"Jade said."GET ON THE FLOOR!NOW!!!!"A robber कहा as he pulled out a gun."What do I do now?Die?"Jade whispered to Khya."Shh!!Close your eyes!"The अगला thing I knew,I was in my car driving!"Khya!Khya!
Kyah?Thank you!"Jade कहा as she wiped a tear.
When I was at a empty road,I saw a bright light,
It was orange,Reddish."Probably a light,"If only I knew that a light doesn't grow!2 सेकंड्स later
I saw someone in my mirror,I turned the steering wheel so fast,My mind went black for a moment,When I opened my eyes,I saw the road go around and around!!I quickly closed my eyes."Jade?Jade!WAKE UP!!"Khya कहा as she tried to keep the blood from Jade's Head to stop dripping."HELP!!!SHE NEEDS TO HEAL!"
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: आप EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, आप LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can आप tell...
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Have आप ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the दिन finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first दिन on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the दिन for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can आप believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above भेड़िया Among Us 2 या No और हीरोस 3? So after being disappointed द्वारा Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created द्वारा the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a महीना since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant समन्दर, सलमंडर can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest समन्दर, सलमंडर in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a दिन in the age of डायनासोर was just 23 hours long.

5-There are और than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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