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I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do आप प्यार me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can आप bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate क्रिस्मस With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at घर that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I कहा as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade कहा as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide आप through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen आप before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
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Have आप ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the दिन finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first दिन on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the दिन for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can आप believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above भेड़िया Among Us 2 या No और हीरोस 3? So after being disappointed द्वारा Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created द्वारा the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a महीना since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant समन्दर, सलमंडर can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest समन्दर, सलमंडर in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a दिन in the age of डायनासोर was just 23 hours long.

5-There are और than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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