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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked द्वारा a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on क्रिस्मस दिन 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
और suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are और bacteria in the ice machines at fast खाना restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are और than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two men posed as New York City police officers and broke into a couple's घर in order to steal their क्रिस्मस gifts on क्रिस्मस eve.
There are और McDonalds in the world than hospitals.
The average बिस्तर houses over 6 billion dust mites.
A New Zealand man was tired of receiving moving violations for not wearing his सीट belt, so he made a fake seatbelt to fool police into thinking he was wearing a real one. While wearing the fake seatbelt, he got into a car crash, was thrown into his steering wheel, and killed.
In India, an image of the Virgin Mary supposedly appeared in the sun. Fifty people were blinded while staring at the sun trying to see it.
A Spanish businessman crashed into a teenage cyclist at high speed and killed him. Since the cyclist wasn't wearing a helmet, the court found both parties at fault and didn't issue criminal charges ... but the businessman then proceeded to sue the cyclist's parents for damages to his vehicle.
​Fireworks have been involved in over 9,200 injuries treated in the U.S. since 2006.
According to experts, canned tomatoes contain potentially dangerous levels of Bisphenol-A, a chemical that has been linked to reproductive problems, दिल disease, diabetes, and obesity.
Recovering just five percent of the खाना that Americans waste could feed four million hungry people a day.
According to a 2002 study, और than half of all people who make New Year's resolutions are unable to keep their resolutions for even six months.
For every open job in the U.S. right now, six people are actively looking for work.
Young people who graduate from college during a recession end up earning, on average, about $100,000 less over a lifetime than their counterparts who graduated during better financial times.
25 percent of Los Angeles high school students say they could obtain a handgun for less than $50.
A हाल का study found that most people रिपोर्ट no increase in happiness after taking a vacation, and even those who do return to their normal levels of unhappiness after only two weeks.
A large tub of movie theater पॉपकॉर्न contains 1200 calories, और than half the recommended caloric intake for an entire day.
हाल का studies have identified a gene linked to fidelity ... men who carry a variation in the gene are much और likely to have serious marital problems या relationship crises.
According to a हाल का study, people who spent और than 23 hours a week watching TV या sitting in their cars had a 64 percent greater chance of dying of दिल disease than those who sat for half the time.
Working too much can literally kill you: people who work और than ten hours a दिन are 60 percent और likely to suffer दिल attacks.
और than two-thirds of elderly people will need assistance to cope with the tasks of daily life at some point.
Scientists recently found that levels of ocean plankton, which form the basis of the marine खाना chain and produce half the world's oxygen, have declined 40 percent since the 1950s.
In a हाल का survey, 90% of respondents reported feeling holiday stress, and 38% कहा they felt और stress this साल than last.
Most people gain at least 1-2 pounds each साल over the holidays, and never lose it again.
Women who are diagnosed with a serious illness are seven times और likely to be divorced द्वारा their spouses shortly thereafter than men in the same situation.
A person's chances of becoming obese jump द्वारा forty percent if a spouse या sibling becomes obese.
Doctors and patients remain unsure whether many drugs approved to treat serious illnesses like cancer are actually beneficial, since drug companies are often years behind in completing studies proving that their drugs work as hoped.
Almost 300,000 baby seals were clubbed to death last year.
Economists believe that many of the 7.2 million jobs the economy has shed since the recession began may never come back.
Less than one-third of men wash their hands with soap after using the toilet, according to a हाल का study.
Adults with only a high school degree are nearly twice as likely to be in poor health as those that are college educated.
About 17 million people worldwide suffer from chronic fatigue syndrome.
Each year, about 76 million people in the United States alone become ill from खाना they eat.
The five menu items most likely to contain parasites: escargots, sushi, स्टेक tartare, hamburger, and pork.
People over 45 currently have the highest unemployment rate they have had in 60 years.
The World Health Organization estimates that 1/3 of the world's population will end up becoming infected with the swine flu.
Forty-five percent of employers have researched job candidates on social networking sites like फेसबुक या Twitter, and thirty-five percent have found information that caused them not to hire certain candidates.
Doctors tend to chronically overestimate the amount of time their terminally ill patients have left to live.
Nearly 40% of all deaths in the U.S. each साल result from one of the following preventable factors: smoking, poor diet, lack of exercise या alcohol abuse.
Nearly 80,000 people end up in the hospital each साल with lawnmower-related injuries.
About 130 people per साल are killed द्वारा falling out of bed.
One in seven people sentenced to death is later found to be innocent.
और than 60,000 people a साल end up in the hospital after injuring themselves trying to open cans, bottles या other items with difficult packaging.
Researchers recently found that divorce has an impact on physical as well as emotional well-being; people who have been divorced, on average, suffer about twenty percent और chronic health problems.
Since 1973, और than 500 people have drowned in bathtubs, hot tubs, toilets, या five gallon buckets.
According to a हाल का study, pregnant women are much और likely to be hospitalized या even die from the swine flu virus than members of the general population.
A हाल का study found that people who start tanning before age 30 have a 75% higher risk of developing skin cancer.
A हाल का study found that texting while driving makes it 23 times और likely that आप will get into an accident ... and yet twenty percent of drivers (and half of all teenage drivers) admit to having sent texts या emails while driving during the last month.
67% of Americans are overweight.
और than half of all people will contract an STD at some point during their lives.
The average खाना item on grocery store shelves has traveled farther than most families go on their annual vacation.
और than half of all people will contract an STD at some point during their lives.
Researchers have found no scientific evidence to support any kind of cure for hangovers.
The average person's body contains detectable quantities of 148 different synthetic chemicals.
219 people have been killed as a direct result of "bird strikes," या birds flying into jet engines, since 1988. And it's becoming और of a problem, because बत्तख, हंस populations are surging, and planes are becoming quieter, meaning it's harder for geese to hear and avoid them.
Foreclosures went up a record 81% in 2008.
One-third of the world's population is infected with tuberculosis.
One third of high school graduates will never read another book for the rest of their lives.
Bodies decompose four times as fast in water as on land.
Couple Paul and Caragh Brooks were married recently in a booth at their local टैको, taco Bell. A friend who'd been ordained online performed the ceremony.
A Texas death row inmate who's been convicted of murdering his entire family plucked out his left eye and told the authorities he ate it.
According to a हाल का study, one in five teenagers is using technology to share sexually explicit चित्रो of themselves.
Prior to 1998, workers had no federally mandated right to bathroom breaks.
A skier at Colorado's Vail resort somehow managed to get his ski caught in the chairlift while boarding. His pants then fell down, and he was stuck hanging upside down and pantsless for about fifteen मिनटों until personnel were able to back the lift up and free him.
Statistically, आप are three times और likely to be murdered द्वारा someone आप know than द्वारा a stranger.
The U.S. ranks 45th among the world's countries in terms of life expectancy, with an average life expectancy of 78.06 years ... which doesn't sound that bad, until आप consider that they live nearly seven years longer, on average, in Macau.
The "5 सेकंड rule" is false. Bacteria begin accumulating on a piece of खाना (or any other object) almost instantly.
A New Jersey woman was walking her grandson's dog when the dog fell through the ice of a फ्रोज़न pond on Saturday morning.
NASA recently spent $23.4 million designing a अंतरिक्ष shuttle toilet that would defy zero gravity and actually flush.
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Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make आप whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make आप feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If आप want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take आप to places you've never been tonight
I thought द्वारा know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If आप want me to
The...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved द्वारा everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the महीना is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is और of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most कड़वा of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The संगीत genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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You’re now chatting with a बिना सोचे समझे stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: आप HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT आप DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... लोल twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT आप
1. Are आप single?
Yeah.

2. Are आप happy about that?
no

3. Are आप bored?
YES

4. Are आप sad?
Nah.

5. Are आप Italian?
No...

6. Are आप pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are आप cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are आप Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. प्रिय color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something आप aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner या later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what आप really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, या take her to dinner, also sometimes a card या a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, आप wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys प्यार Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they किस आप ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though आप both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a पेड़ and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a दिल attack. His दिल isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first आप don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on आग with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if आप are TRULY random, आप shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever आप may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases या monologues या pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of फ्रेंड्स या logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if आप got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and आप can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and द्वारा brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in बिस्तर and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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