THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)
The following is an actual सवाल दिया on a विश्वविद्यालय of Washington Chemistry mid-term:
The answer द्वारा one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) या endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) या some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if आप are not a member of their religion, आप will go to Hell. Since there is और than one of these religions and since people do not belong to और than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate दिया to me द्वारा Teresa during my Freshman साल that, ‘It will be a cold दिन in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already फ्रोज़न over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has फ्रोज़न over, it follows that it is not accepting any और souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
The following is an actual सवाल दिया on a विश्वविद्यालय of Washington Chemistry mid-term:
The answer द्वारा one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) या endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) या some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if आप are not a member of their religion, आप will go to Hell. Since there is और than one of these religions and since people do not belong to और than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate दिया to me द्वारा Teresa during my Freshman साल that, ‘It will be a cold दिन in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already फ्रोज़न over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has फ्रोज़न over, it follows that it is not accepting any और souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when आप say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. आप look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and आप never get tired of being with us.
4. I प्यार आप and only you.-Well, आप guys get the picture.
5. I will be with आप forever.
6. आप have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. आप shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for आप to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. आप look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and आप never get tired of being with us.
4. I प्यार आप and only you.-Well, आप guys get the picture.
5. I will be with आप forever.
6. आप have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. आप shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for आप to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when आप want to get kicked out of the DMV. द्वारा Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy अगला to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over द्वारा a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people अगला to आप look at आप funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down अगला to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your प्रिय दिखाना the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big दिखाना number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy अगला to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over द्वारा a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people अगला to आप look at आप funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down अगला to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your प्रिय दिखाना the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big दिखाना number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Hello everyone and welcome to the अगला half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
