FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat या drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why आप have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail आप out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting अगला to आप sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else आप cried...just laugh about it with आप in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks आप to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has आप on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave आप behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: आप have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps आप when आप fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives आप their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, आप IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail आप out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room अगला to आप saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps आप when आप fall.
A best friend laughs and trips आप again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her द्वारा threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say आप can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made आप cry
FRIENDS: Will help आप move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help आप हटाइए a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with आप on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare आप and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort आप when आप fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell आप to forget it when आप say आप want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best फ्रेंड्स are the ones getting fined द्वारा the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when आप make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a आग engine
FRIENDS: don't see आप if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in बिस्तर under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call आप retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S अचार TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if आप cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why आप have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail आप out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting अगला to आप sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else आप cried...just laugh about it with आप in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks आप to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has आप on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave आप behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: आप have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps आप when आप fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives आप their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, आप IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail आप out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room अगला to आप saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps आप when आप fall.
A best friend laughs and trips आप again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her द्वारा threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say आप can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made आप cry
FRIENDS: Will help आप move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help आप हटाइए a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with आप on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare आप and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort आप when आप fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell आप to forget it when आप say आप want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best फ्रेंड्स are the ones getting fined द्वारा the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when आप make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a आग engine
FRIENDS: don't see आप if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in बिस्तर under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call आप retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S अचार TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if आप cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying बिना सोचे समझे things until u cry laughing
5. continue पढ़ना this
6. Walk up to siblings and say बिना सोचे समझे things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on फेसबुक and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on गूगल look up नीलकंठ, जय, जे leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add बिना सोचे समझे people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying बिना सोचे समझे things until u cry laughing
5. continue पढ़ना this
6. Walk up to siblings and say बिना सोचे समझे things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on फेसबुक and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on गूगल look up नीलकंठ, जय, जे leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add बिना सोचे समझे people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely बिना सोचे समझे things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as आप can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as आप can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend आप try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as आप can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as आप can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend आप try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The चोटी, शीर्ष six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as आप have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command या File Name" is about as informative as
"If आप don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as आप make a commitment to one, आप find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as आप have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command या File Name" is about as informative as
"If आप don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as आप make a commitment to one, आप find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around आप has an attitude problem
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be दिया LIFE in prison without the possibility या parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet अजगर refused to eat it was दिया three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD दिखा रहा है Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the अजगर in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the अजगर failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet अजगर refused to eat it was दिया three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD दिखा रहा है Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the अजगर in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the अजगर failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf या date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the अगला time.....thank u all for पढ़ना this..and plz टिप्पणी दे ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^