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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting द्वारा an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the दीवार to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.
He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to खोजिए the अगला collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven द्वारा a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to खोजिए the little अंतरिक्ष under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “
The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.
The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If आप can survive, आप must remember that I प्यार you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If आप can survive, आप must remember that I प्यार you.” Such is the mother’s प्यार for her child!!
1)Devise a secret code with your फ्रेंड्स then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask सवालों so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s सवालों in slow motion 2)Answer सवालों only with one word
3)Scream बिना सोचे समझे words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” या “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer सवालों in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway आप never take, या teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from लॉस्ट to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see आप crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person या kindly...
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Like the शीर्षक says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My फ्रेंड्स कहा that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to ऐनीमे and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley आप remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex आप remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did आप get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have आप know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few सेकंड्स later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating आप this way and आप know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo या yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome या disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious या vile; an action that arouses disgust या abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with आप at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak आप soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different सड़क, स्ट्रीट in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made आप feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of घर that it always gave me. I also made new फ्रेंड्स immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a केला, केले strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the सूची आप have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the केला, केले peel. Bananas like to be wackos and दिखाना themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if आप are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the तालिका, टेबल with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the दूध carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check या charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a टेलीविज़न set in her purse.
"So, do आप always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did आप get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been दिया your share !

HE: Will आप come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make आप very happy
SHE: Why? Are आप leaving?

HE: What would आप say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If प्यार is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should आप believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that कुत्ता प्यार to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at आप if आप blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a पेड़ falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the पंचकोण, पेंटागन were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a पुलाव

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole बत्तख, बतख

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the अगला car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The और it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying आप should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the टिप्पणियाँ which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz आप hate America."

3. When आप go to the princible's office, and when he asks why आप were sent, say, "I wrote that आप sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited द्वारा mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah मिठाई and traveled द्वारा Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an सेब tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened रोटी which is रोटी made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
आप came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one दिन embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I प्यार the special bond that we beutifully share,
I प्यार the way आप दिखाना u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever सुरक्षित within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't आप try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer मक्खन Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as आप can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when आप laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* नारंगी, ऑरेंज Lavaburst
* आड़ू, पीच (no longer produced)
* Poppin' गुलाबी Lemonade
* स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* कैन्डी सेब cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* फल Pow
* फल Punch
* Orange
* नारंगी, ऑरेंज Supernova
* गुलाबी Lemonade
* रसभरी, रास्पबेरी Kiwi
* Strawberry
* स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C खट्टा Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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