1. When a twilight प्रशंसक says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all सवालों about twilight that आप can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book रिपोर्ट on the most boring पुस्तकें of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that आप hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible लेखक and her पुस्तकें make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that पढ़ना JK Rowling's पुस्तकें are like पढ़ना पुस्तकें sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way और famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell आप that Twilight are the bestselling and most लोकप्रिय पुस्तकें ever, go on Wikipedia with them, खोजिए bestselling books, scroll down and दिखाना them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain जांघिया etc. when आप finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them आप went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a प्रशंसक that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks आप why, tell her because आप wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who कहा that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have आप got ear problems? I कहा Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force आप into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, आप watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell आप they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If आप catch them पढ़ना twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If आप catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward या Jacob (depending on who the प्रशंसक likes more) take his कमीज, शर्ट off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! फ्रेड AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do आप hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually प्यार it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my प्रिय part of the day. आप know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If आप find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally चुरा लिया the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. सूची every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, पढ़ना minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella हंस and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight वेयरवोल्फ are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could आप fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now आप tell me, which one would आप choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg आप enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start पढ़ना aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence आप read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought वैंपायर can't eat vegetables या fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit अगला to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're लेखन out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that आप think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if आप poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays पियानो way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if आप meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell आप to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they प्यार Edward ask why, when they tell आप the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, बिस्तर covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of आप do not get caught and she never finds out it was आप who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all सवालों about twilight that आप can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book रिपोर्ट on the most boring पुस्तकें of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that आप hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible लेखक and her पुस्तकें make want to poke your eyes out with a pencil. Then say that पढ़ना JK Rowling's पुस्तकें are like पढ़ना पुस्तकें sent from heaven.
6. Tell them that people like Dracula and Voldemort are way और famous and that they can kick Edward's ass!
7. If they tell आप that Twilight are the bestselling and most लोकप्रिय पुस्तकें ever, go on Wikipedia with them, खोजिए bestselling books, scroll down and दिखाना them that twilight is not there. Then go to best selling book series, scroll down, down, down, down past Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Nancy Drew, Captain जांघिया etc. when आप finally see twilight say 'Oh look there's twilight right there. Almost at the bottom.'
8. Tell them आप went online and gave the new twilight movie one star, when they ask why say 'because Robert Pattinson was totally wearing lipstick!'
9. Remind them Edward Cullen/Jacob Black isn't real.
10. Tell a प्रशंसक that you'll send her a T-Shirt with Edward Cullen on both sides. After the two days go by, don't send her anything. When she comes up and asks आप why, tell her because आप wanted to give someone that handsome to her in person. When she gets excited, give her a T-Shirt with Hagrid on it.
11. Tell them 'real men don't sparkle' when they ask 'who कहा that real men don't sparkle?' say 'Have आप got ear problems? I कहा Only gay men sparkle. Jeez.'
12. When they try to force आप into watching twilight, try to force them into watching Harry Potter. If they say 'But I hate it!' say 'Well I hate twilight!' and when they say 'just watch it and you'll like it!' say 'No, आप watch Harry Potter and you'll like it!' etc.
13. Wen they tell आप they dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'oh my goodness what a nightmare!'
14. When they say the dreamed about Edward Cullen say 'well I dreamed about Voldemort, they're equally hot right?'
15. If आप catch them पढ़ना twilight, snatch the book, throw it in a trash can, say 'oh man I dropped it'
16. If आप catch them watching a twilight movie, wait for the part that Edward या Jacob (depending on who the प्रशंसक likes more) take his कमीज, शर्ट off, when this part comes jump in front of the screen and scream 'FRED AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER! फ्रेड AND GEORGE ARE HOTTER!' when the part ends walk away from the screen saying 'oh never mind'
17. When they ask 'why do आप hate twilight so much?' say 'I don't hate it, I actually प्यार it' when they say 'really?' say 'Yeah it's my प्रिय part of the day. आप know after the sun sits and the sky is like all purplish and all.'
18. If आप find a twilight book in their bag, take it and replace it with a Harry Potter one.
19. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because twilight got him after Harry Potter was finished with him.
20. Say that Stephenie Meyer totally चुरा लिया the names Bella, Alice, James, Black and Clearwater from JK Rowling
21. सूची every power that a wizard can have and use all at once (seeing the future, पढ़ना minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
22. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Wormtail.
23. Say that Bella हंस and Argus Filch would make such a romantic couple.
24. Flinch whenever they say Edward and tell them to say You-Know-Who
25. Explain how Twilight वेयरवोल्फ are really Animagi, and ask whether they're registered with the Ministry of Magic.
26. Tell them they're so crazy they have to go to St. Mungo's
27. Always remind them of the Dumbledore quote 'It does no good dwell in dreams' then remind them that the idea of twilight came to Stephenie Meyer in a dream.
28. Compare Edward Cullen to Mad Eye Moody. Compare silly stuff like their hair, skin color etc. that of course are going to be similar. Then say 'how could आप fall for someone who looks totally like Moody?'
29. When they remember Edward say 'Edward who?' when they say 'Edward Cullen' say 'Edward Swollen?'
30. If they say Harry Potter wears weird glasses, say 'Well at least he WEARS glasses. He doesn't sparkle like glasses. Unlike Edward Cullen over here!'
31. When they say Bella is was so brave, remind them what she did when Edward left her, then what Hermione did when Ron chose another one, then what Ginny did when Harry Left her. Compare them and then say 'Now आप tell me, which one would आप choose to do?'
32. Whenever they mention anything/anyone related to twilight say 'STOP BLOWING UP MY EARS!'
33. When they say they dreamed that Edward/Jacob kissed them, say 'A dementor kissed you?'
34. When they beg आप enough to read twilight, say okay. Open it,start पढ़ना aloud, at the end of every sentence, make fun of the sentence आप read.
35. Ask them 'how come Edward Cullen is a vegetarian? I thought वैंपायर can't eat vegetables या fruits.'
36. Grab an empty notebook and a pencil, sit अगला to them, write Stephenie Meyer a very long hate letter, and mutter what you're लेखन out loud.
37. When they call on the phone and start talking about how hot is Robert Pattinson playing Edward Cullen, interrupt them and say 'Hey I just saw Daniel Radcliffe walking on my street! I'll go say hi and remind him of the stupid choice Robert made' then hang up in their face.
38. Tell them ' I heard there will be another book' when they get all excited, tell them 'You do know I mean another Harry Potter book right?'
39. Tell them Harry Potter is better than twilight, when they start to argue keep muttering 'Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter. Twilight sucks Twilight sucks Twilight sucks' like crazy.
40. Tell them that आप think Voldemort is prettier than Rosalie.
41. Tell them that वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ don't exist, when they say 'Wizards don't exist either' say 'Oh yes we do!' then take a stick, point it at them and shout 'Avada Kadavra!' When it doesn't work keep on poking the stick and shouting the same words. Extra points if आप poke them at least five times.
42. Tell them that JK Rowling got her book published with only one chapter while Stephenie Meyer got twilight barley published with the whole novel.
43. Tell them Hermione plays पियानो way better than Edward.
44. Tell them the Volturi are too stupid to walk all the way from Italy to Forks and not fly.
45. Tell them if आप meet Bella you'll slap her in the face.
46. When they start talking about twilight pretend to be staring into space. After a few hours of their talking, when they finally finished say 'huh? what? Sorry I didn't hear you. I was thinking about Harry Potter'
47. When they tell आप to get a life, say 'why? Edward doesn't have one'
48. When they say they प्यार Edward ask why, when they tell आप the reason, ask why once again. Keep on asking why after everything they say.
49. Go to her room with your friends, remove all the twilight posters, pillows, बिस्तर covers etc. burn them, replace them with Harry Potter ones. Extra points of आप do not get caught and she never finds out it was आप who did it.
50. Buy a twilight pencil, when she says she wants it. Tell her 'okay, let me just sharpen it for you.' sharpen it until it's all gone, then say 'aw man!I'm sorry there's nothing left of it.' Extra points if she searches the trash can like crazy looking for the pencil cores.
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Hey, बिना सोचे समझे clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND बास house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! द्वारा बास house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. आप know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!
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About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...
