बिना सोचे समझे Article: 5 Girls I Wish I Looked Like.

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posted by energizerbunny

5. Avril Lavigne

Not a प्रशंसक but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a प्रशंसक but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!

Some people are just lucky I guess. <33

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darkkhorn19 Really? If you don't feel comfortable in your skin, there is surgery that can correct that for you, but'll run your butt an ass-load. I love how that M[u]a[/u]gan Fox's picture is an Iphone wallpaper.

energizerbunny ^I'm way too young for plastic surgery & couldn't afford it anyway. I'd probably get there and chicken out anyway because deep down I'm not sure I wanna change myself. I guess I just wish I was born looking like this.

Thrillie-jean If you wanna be skinny,here's what you do. You might not be a fan,but try dancing like michael jackson.they said he lost 8 pounds a show and that its not medically possible.its what i do too,im as slim as he was in 1988,so i can eat anything and still be the same:) and,you should like what you look like coz God makes no mistakes.i look like MJ,i share his name and i love it.you should too..im sure you dont look bad.

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards द्वारा an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Where Eagles Dare Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits अगला to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your फ्रेंड्स make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

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John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...

T h e C o d e o f K e K.

posted by TheLefteris24

Praise Kek!

Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the दिल of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the आग of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached द्वारा the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!

KEK WILLS IT!

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What I hate about Google+ and YouTube's separation.

posted by Renegade1765

It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own ई मेल account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a फेसबुक account. However, in क्रिस्मस of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the ई मेल and पासवर्ड to create my own गूगल account and टिप्पणी दे on YouTube videos. I liked पढ़ना other people's टिप्पणियाँ (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my गूगल account, I immediately...

Bars and Melody: Why not popular?

posted by twinklestar11

My प्रिय singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping या listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was गाना when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...

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The Art Of Clickbait #3 (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Episode 3 has arrived!

Welcome back again mates! In case आप missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this लेख series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and बिना सोचे समझे scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked आप all for ideas in the टिप्पणियाँ section below! That's also how this दिखाना has been running since Episode 2, so if आप like this series, then don't forget to प्रशंसक and leave a टिप्पणी दे below on what आप guys and gals want me to create in the अगला episode!

And with that being...

चोटी, शीर्ष 5 Most Underrated यूट्यूब Channels

posted by Windrises

Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made द्वारा very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes वीडियो frequently so आप don't have to worry about running out of वीडियो to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of वीडियो where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the शीर्षक of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in और cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important सवाल of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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I gave a collection of sarcastic जवाब too really dumb yahoo सवालों

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the क्वीन of sarcasm, आप don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"

What's an appropriate site for a 13 साल old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"

Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"

Why are शिशु ugly at first?
"How about you...

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What to Do if आप Have No Life for Dummies

posted by FloraorStella

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach आप what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF आप HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if आप have no life, आप know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if आप do it, you'll have a life. And if आप have a life, then आप wouldn't...

चॉकलेट Truffles

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Nostaglia Critic Part 2:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, आप guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do आप want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings आप want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A फैन्पॉप लेख

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this लेख even remotely seriously, then आप probably aren't as smart as आप think आप are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

Brown and White Tabby Cat

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The Complete Deathding Character Index

posted by deathding

Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, या added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21

First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User

(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...

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कछुआ, कछुए Sandwich: Update

posted by TheMagicLoki

Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new कछुआ, कछुए सैंडविच this week. But I am लेखन this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 प्रिय मशहूर हस्तियों

posted by Coffeeuser

I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.

10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of येशु in Passion of the Christ.

9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.

8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.

7. Divine. प्यार him या hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.

6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.

5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.

4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.

3. फ्रेड Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.

2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I प्यार प्यार प्यार this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in प्यार with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.

Gerard Way

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