1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying बिना सोचे समझे things until u cry laughing
5. continue पढ़ना this
6. Walk up to siblings and say बिना सोचे समझे things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on फेसबुक and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on गूगल look up नीलकंठ, जय, जे leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add बिना सोचे समझे people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying बिना सोचे समझे things until u cry laughing
5. continue पढ़ना this
6. Walk up to siblings and say बिना सोचे समझे things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on फेसबुक and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on गूगल look up नीलकंठ, जय, जे leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add बिना सोचे समझे people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely बिना सोचे समझे things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as आप can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as आप can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend आप try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as आप can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as आप can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend आप try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The चोटी, शीर्ष six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as आप have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command या File Name" is about as informative as
"If आप don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as आप make a commitment to one, आप find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as आप have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command या File Name" is about as informative as
"If आप don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as आप make a commitment to one, आप find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around आप has an attitude problem
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
2.your adding चॉकलेट chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything आप say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive आप crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and आप just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to पंच someone without a reason
12.if आप start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if आप were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give आप 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so आप know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be दिया LIFE in prison without the possibility या parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet अजगर refused to eat it was दिया three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD दिखा रहा है Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the अजगर in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the अजगर failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet अजगर refused to eat it was दिया three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD दिखा रहा है Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the अजगर in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the अजगर failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf या date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the अगला time.....thank u all for पढ़ना this..and plz टिप्पणी दे ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
