Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what आप did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand या a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of आप and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as आप can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time आप see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit अगला to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb सवालों like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do आप like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are आप team Edward या team Jackob?", "Why did i saw आप sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at आप then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to बिस्तर say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a बिना सोचे समझे guy and tell Harry "I think आप to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell आप the जवाब and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two मिनटों until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" द्वारा Rebecca Black as loud as आप can and when it ends ask him "Do आप like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have आप read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven पुस्तकें completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start गाना 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of क्रिस्मस only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all दिन long and see if he'll go homicidal.
1. Go to him and say "I know what आप did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand या a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of आप and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as आप can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time आप see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit अगला to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb सवालों like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do आप like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are आप team Edward या team Jackob?", "Why did i saw आप sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at आप then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to बिस्तर say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a बिना सोचे समझे guy and tell Harry "I think आप to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell आप the जवाब and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two मिनटों until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" द्वारा Rebecca Black as loud as आप can and when it ends ask him "Do आप like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have आप read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven पुस्तकें completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start गाना 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of क्रिस्मस only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all दिन long and see if he'll go homicidal.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.
User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So आप admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
लोल yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
raindrops on गुलाब and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
*She throws खाना at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid सवालों (ex: What do पुस्तकालय cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a दिन when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who आप think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book द्वारा its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders या u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id प्यार to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break आप down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to आप that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating टिप्पणियाँ about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why आप like what आप do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do आप do it? Do आप have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever आप do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent केला, केले even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a केला, केले is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but आप can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a और stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are क्लब्स song)
केला, केले केला, केले भेड़ are there फ्रेंड्स
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a केला, केले is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but आप can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a और stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are क्लब्स song)
केला, केले केला, केले भेड़ are there फ्रेंड्स
BANANAS
