1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that आप have to go to the bathroom, and that आप think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are आप doing okay in there?". To make it even और annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When आप are finished in the bathroom, come out with a sigh of relief and be sure to tell them all about your time in the bathroom. (Even if they would rather आप didn't).
2. Sing along to everything. Especially the annoying या little-kid songs. If they are listening to their iPod, help yourself to one of their headphones and start गाना along to the song (if you're tone deaf this works really well). Remember, आप don't have to even know the words to the song, just make them up as आप go along – the dumber your lyrics the better! And, for bonus points, if आप are watching TV, sing along with all of the commercial jingles. आप could also sing something over and over to the point where no one can stand it anymore.
3. Hug बिना सोचे समझे people. Just spontaneously run up to a person and give them a hug and tell them that आप are so glad to see them and that they are your best friend ever. And after that, right in front of them, do the same thing to some other person.
4. Ask private questions. आप can either ask a ton of these to one person, या spread it around. If आप are going to do this to any बिना सोचे समझे person, do things like ask a man if he has ever had an abortion या is pregnant, या ask a 13 साल old if they have ever been to rehab, had a drug intervention, या if they are wasted/drunk.
5. Laugh for no reason and at बिना सोचे समझे times. Don't explain yourself either when someone asks आप why आप are laughing. Just shrug it off and start laughing at something else. Alternatively, Make up inside jokes that only आप know and don't share them with anyone. When someone asks आप why it's so funny, just tell them that it's an inside joke.
6. Make animal sounds. People can get really annoyed if आप sneak up behind them and say "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!". If someone is yelling at आप या scolding you, make a questioning "baaahh?" या "rrribbitt?" sound.
7. Ask someone "why?" and then when they explain keep punctuating every explanation with a "why?" question.
8. Make prank phone calls. Call your फ्रेंड्स during class to "see if their phones were off like they were supposed to be". Call बिना सोचे समझे numbers in the phone book and ask them if they would like to share a turkey sandwich, and don't worry, there's no mustard. The old refrigerator running call is a definite option too, because it's the most annoying in the book! Call one place and then hang up, and keep calling like that. They will be driven insane द्वारा the non-stop ringing.
9. Speak all in acronyms. Instead of actually laughing, just say "LOL!" Instead of अभिनय surprised, just say "OMG!".
10. Be sarcastic about everything, to the point that people have absolutely no idea what आप are trying to say.
11. Quote an annoying saying या make one up and keep using it like it's an explanation for everything.
12. Talk about feelings. Always start the conversation with 'I feel' this and 'you hurt my feelings' that and don't stop. It will drive people crazy. It also helps if आप get out an acoustic गिटार and talk about how everything hurts your feelings. Also, every time someone says something, reply with, "Oh, I see. And how do आप think that makes me feel?" Also, complain non-stop. No one wants to be around a whiner.
13. Act very full of yourself and like the entire world should revolve around your fingernails.
14. Make annoying sounds. Tap your fingers constantly on the table, या tap your foot over and over again.
15. Have really pointless and loud conversations on your mobile phone on the bus/train. This never fails to be annoying.
16. Shuffle around constantly. Act as if आप can't keep still.
17. Make some kind of a repeated movement in someone's eye line.
18. Gawk at something non-existent on the चोटी, शीर्ष of someone's head. When you're having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a point just over their head या right on चोटी, शीर्ष of their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask "what?" just stifle pretend laughter and shake your head and return to the conversation. To make it even और annoying, keep doing it throughout the दिन at inappropriate times.
19. Eat weird things constantly. Good things for this are sprinkles, ketchup, soy nuts, and ice. या put something weird on everything आप eat.
20. Eat really loudly. Forget your तालिका, टेबल manners.
21. Stare at people. This freaks a lot of people out.
22. Tell people, IN ENGLISH, that आप do not speak English, and आप are learning from a tutor. This works even better if आप use really long या rarely used words. The kind of words that only people fluent in English would use.
23. Chew gum constantly, as loud as आप can, and with your mouth open.
24. Learn a different language (uncommon languages work best) and ramble at बिना सोचे समझे people in that language. A highly recommended language is Klingon, as very few people know about it and it sounds alien.
25. Watch old movies. Some old फिल्में are annoying enough द्वारा just being on the shelves of the nearest Block Buster, but what if आप took the old movie annoying factor to a whole new level? आप can watch dozens of them and give reviews and say things like ,"The only part I didn't like was that Johnny and Bethany didn't किस until the end" या "The musical numbers were GARBAGE" even if there weren't any. After लेखन your reviews, try and memorize them and tell everyone आप know. आप can also invite all your फ्रेंड्स over and insist they stay up with आप all night to watch the "I प्यार Lucy" series collection.
26. Sit on a bench in a park with a friend and make टिप्पणियाँ about people (loudly so that they can hear you) that is the complete OPPOSITE of what they are actually like, e.g. if a really fat person walks past, yell "OH MY GOSH, THERE'S JUST NO NEED FOR BEING THAT SKINNY."
27. When someone asks आप anything, reply "sure, आप want fries with that?".
28. Sing बिना सोचे समझे songs at बिना सोचे समझे times. for example: start गाना Jingle Bells during a car trip. This is very annoying and will annoy anyone.
29. If your friend is on a date, call him/her every 2 मिनटों to ask what's going on. Make them go into an extremely detailed विवरण of what their तारीख, दिनांक is wearing, down to if the zipper on his/her जैकेट is made of metal या plastic. If they turn off their phone, leave a zillion messages each with one question. If आप can, call the person your friend is dating and ask to speak to your friend.
30. Refuse to go to बिस्तर unless the cat या whatever pet आप have reads आप a bedtime story.
31. Offer someone something. If they say yes and reach for it, yell "NO, THOSE ARE MINE!"
32. Contradict yourself constantly and act like it's the other person's fault for not understanding you. for example : "Everyone knows that secret" "If it's a secret than how come everybody knows it?" "No one knows it" "Then how do आप know it?" "Everybody does" Keep doing this infinitely.
33. Pick a few बिना सोचे समझे fairly common words. Whenever someone says them. Inform that person that they have mispronounced that word and tell them the "correct" pronunciation. Never do this if the actually mispronounce a word.
34. Ask people what gender they are.
35. Tell this joke to the same person everyday. Here goes. आप say," How many fingers do I have?" The they will say, "how many?" या "10." Then आप say," I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!" And laugh and cough. Again, tell this joke to the same person everyday. Then, after a week, change the target.
Warnings
In most cases, this will not encourage other people to enjoy your company. आप could lose all your फ्रेंड्स if आप annoy them. Don't be annoying to your फ्रेंड्स too much, they will not be your फ्रेंड्स anymore if आप do so.
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
