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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 मिनट power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course आप sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the चोटी, शीर्ष off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are आप discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) that I
learned at the last mandatory seminar आप made me go to.

7) Why did आप interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

6) The coffee machine is broken...

5) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

4) Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

3) Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic.

2) I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up a contact lens without my hands.

1) Amen
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"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at आप anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby पेड़ and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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