Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone आप love? Here are a few suggestions.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard या hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as आप open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 मिनटों या so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring या your nails on the blackboard अगला time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. अगला संगीत कार्यक्रम आप go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks आप a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do आप think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big दूध mustache at the breakfast तालिका, टेबल and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your फ्रेंड्स with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as आप can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after आप take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your प्रिय celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two मिनटों while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's प्रिय slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' क्रिस्मस song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When आप go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as आप pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother या sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere आप go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your फ्रेंड्स she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did आप eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask आप a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 मिनटों to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that आप smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of आप a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. अगला party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend आप dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get आप a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 मिनटों from the end.
46. Go to the पुस्तकालय and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire दिन speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger सीट and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone आप meet at the mall.
1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard या hardly working?"
2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as आप open your mouth.
3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.
4. Every 30 मिनटों या so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.
5. Scrape your ring या your nails on the blackboard अगला time you're asked to do a problem at the board.
6. अगला संगीत कार्यक्रम आप go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.
7. Whenever someone asks आप a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"
8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do आप think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.
9. Give yourself a really big दूध mustache at the breakfast तालिका, टेबल and refuse to wipe it off.
10. Send emails to your फ्रेंड्स with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.
11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as आप can at the punchline every single time.
12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.
13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after आप take a shower, of course).
14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."
15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.
16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.
17. Break into your प्रिय celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.
18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.
19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.
20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two मिनटों while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.
21. Put grapes inside your mom's प्रिय slippers.
22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"
23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"
24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' क्रिस्मस song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.
25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.
26. When आप go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as आप pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.
27. When your brother या sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".
28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.
29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.
30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.
31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"
32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere आप go.
33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"
34. At a party, keep telling one of your फ्रेंड्स she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did आप eat tuna for lunch?"
35. When anyone says, "Can I ask आप a question?" say, "You just did."
36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.
37. Make up a joke that takes 10 मिनटों to tell and has no punchline.
38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"
39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.
40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that आप smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.
41. Give the person walking in front of आप a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.
42. अगला party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.
43. In the cafeteria, pretend आप dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get आप a napkin.
44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"
45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 मिनटों from the end.
46. Go to the पुस्तकालय and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.
47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.
48. Spend an entire दिन speaking with a really fake British accent.
49. When you're in the passenger सीट and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"
50. Blow kisses at everyone आप meet at the mall.
These कोट्स are कोट्स with differnt meanings of भगाना, फेर्रेट या just the animal.
“If a भगाना, फेर्रेट bites आप it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the देखा गया are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, आप can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to भगाना, फेर्रेट it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and भगाना, फेर्रेट it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a भगाना, फेर्रेट bites आप it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the देखा गया are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, आप can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to भगाना, फेर्रेट it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and भगाना, फेर्रेट it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I प्यार you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I प्यार you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and आप don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do आप use these emotions या others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) किस
-See और emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. या be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat खाना that can make आप sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda या crush
4) gety near load stuff या equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late घंटा
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make आप hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what आप did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat खाना that can make आप sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda या crush
4) gety near load stuff या equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late घंटा
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms सड़क, स्ट्रीट orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make आप hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what आप did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big फैन्पॉप family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes आप mad या doesnt agree with your point of view आप just रिपोर्ट them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes आप mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont रिपोर्ट thm. Because we are a big family and we dont रिपोर्ट या block family we care and दिखाना प्यार for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to रिपोर्ट someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
प्यार all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big फैन्पॉप family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes आप mad या doesnt agree with your point of view आप just रिपोर्ट them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes आप mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont रिपोर्ट thm. Because we are a big family and we dont रिपोर्ट या block family we care and दिखाना प्यार for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to रिपोर्ट someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
प्यार all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do आप want?" "I'm calling to रिपोर्ट my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank आप very much for the call, sir." The अगला day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
