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By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, आप know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him. “And, how am I supposed to support them?” I asked. Laken slapped his forehead. “Do आप need me to spell it out?” I nodded. I was still hung over. “Get. A. Job!!” He clapped his hands, “Now, go in their, baby daddy, she needs you.” I sighed, and hugged him. “Thanks, Laken.” He nods. He takes the keys out of my hand and walks back in with me. “So, does Tori totally hate me?” Laken shrugged. “You gotta make it up to her too, bro.” He laughs, pulling out his phone. “Want to call her?” I shake my head, as he opens the door. “Thanks.”
    “You can’t just apologize द्वारा buying her an expensive ring.” Naomi declared. I looked at her. “It works on you.” She looked at me, fiddling with her blonde hair. “Well, that’s different.” “How?” I ask. She looks at me with her eyes rolled, and grabs my कमीज, शर्ट collar, also grabbing Ella and Tori. “Where are we going?” I ask her. “To make your life complete again.” “We’re getting tacos?” I say excitedly. “No, आप bum, we’re getting…stuff for Chelsea.” I sigh. “I hate when आप take me shopping.” “Fine, आप want the boys to come?” Tori groans. “YES!!” I scream. She blows back. “You are so annoying!” I roll my eyes, and take her phone out of her hand.

Hey, it’s James…please come to the back of the hospital, tell Beth if the doctor comes out, call me, ok?-Love you, Tori♥ I blushed at the last part, that was automatically there. She must have it set as her signature for Laken. “Did आप text Laken?” Tori asks. I nod as I finally see Laken walking out. “Done, and done.” He walks over between where Naomi and Tori are talking. He kisses her. “Oh, and thanks, Tori.” He smirks at me. I blush again and try my best to imitate Tori. “Welcome, baby!!” Tori looks at me and Laken weirdly and rolls her eyes. Laken puts his arm around her, and they walk.
    “Quick, Chelsea’s प्रिय color?” Ella कहा looking at me. We were in Aeropostale and the girls were quizzing with me. Tori had दिया Laken permission to go get a ठग, चिकनी and a pretzel. Unfortunately, whenever I asked, I get yelled at! “Lime. Green.” I कहा through gritted teeth. They knew the answers, and kept asking me them, because I was the one picking the stuff for Chelsea. She clapped and dragged me over to where the sweatshirts and stuff were. “Ok, she loves Aero boxers, and sweatshirts. Pick out 3 boxers या so, and a स्वेट-शर्ट, स्वेटरशर्ट, sweatshirt या 2.” She instructed, getting a pack of तरबूज gum out of her pocket book. “If आप do what I say, and they aren’t ugly, आप get 4 pieces of gum. तरबूज gum. Your favorite.” She waves the gum in front of my nose. She’d bought nine 3 packs of gum and was giving me gum whenever I did stuff right. I’d earned myself 7 and a half pieces, because at Rue 21 I picked out boy चूना, चूने green sneakers and had to go back and get girls. And how I was affording all this, was Ella and Tori and Naomi. They were total saviors. They’d दिया me 150 dollars, but asked in return, for me to pay them back. So far we had 125 dollars left. Tori had also कहा we were going to get Chelsea a new cell phone with the rest of the money. She’d already found it and pre-ordered it before we left the hospital, and कहा we had 2 और stops before we got the phone. I picked out a navy green स्वेट-शर्ट, स्वेटरशर्ट, sweatshirt that says, “I प्यार AERO!!” I pick it up, and गोफन it over my arm. I picked up a बिना सोचे समझे blue one, and then grabbed boxers that fit Chelsea. When I was done, I walked over to the Tori station for her to approve. “Awesome, but why does this one say…” She looked at it and the burst out laughing. “’Free Sex Machine’” I looked at it in horror. “I’m sure she’ll प्यार that one, James. Good one!!” I threw the स्वेट-शर्ट, स्वेटरशर्ट, sweatshirt on the little bench द्वारा the changing rooms that was creating a mountain of blue, green, and yellow cloth. I went over and grabbed a yellow one off the rack. I threw it at Tori who said, “Alright.” When we checked out they gave me a whole pack of gum, plus a picture of the sweatshirt. I sighed. I would never ever live this down. Even if I did survive Chelsea and the baby. We went to the little store at the corner where they sell Goth and ईमो stuff. They let me spend 15 dollars in here, which I bought gloves and a ring that had a दिल with a worm coming out of it. I smiled and bought the items. Then we went to the best store EVER!! The कैन्डी store. I squealed like a girl, as she gave me the rest of the Goth store budget, and then 20 और bucks. So I had 26 bucks to spend on sweet candy. “It’s for Chelsea.” Tori reminded me. “Why didn’t we just spend all the money in here?” I asked gurgling over the जेली beans. “Because, if we spent all the money in here, I wouldn’t be getting a new cell phone.” Naomi said. “I thought Chelsea was.” “Of course not…this stuff is for us, but we wanted to see how well आप did picking stuff out.” I was shocked. I looked at my watch. I sighed, I really should’ve learned how to tell time in 1st grade, it would pay off right now. “You are getting Chelsea something better.” Naomi says. “A ring!!” I look at her in disbelief. “You were the one who कहा I couldn’t get her a ring!” “I know…but, Tori should we tell him, Ella?” she grins. “No…” Ella says. “Yes!!” Tori screams. “Wow, look at this lollipop shaped like a monkey!!” Laken adds to the confusion. “We’ll tell him afterwards…” Tori and Ella agree.

Tell me what.
Shiz. I’m in SOOOOOO much trouble!!

~Author Note: Thank u so much for पढ़ना this chapter…umm…yea….so just look for the अगला chapter, that will b in a girls P.O.V….Also, here’s Beth!!
 (this is होल्ली, होली J. from Degrassi) Beth
(this is Holly J. from Degrassi) Beth
posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted सैल्मन, सामन (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed चावल in a चावल bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the चावल won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed चावल on your hand and put your प्रिय filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled सैल्मन, सामन on the rice. Push the filling into the चावल lightly. Hold the चावल between your palms. Form the चावल into a round, a triangle, या a cylinder द्वारा pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the चावल ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. लपेटें the चावल ball with a strip of nori या sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly द्वारा americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: आप got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I प्यार it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if आप call right now we will also send आप a what ever आप call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 और dollers shiping and handleing! आप GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever आप call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever आप call it have आप credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
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AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL दिन BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST तारा, स्टार IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all आप have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! गिर EVERYONE LOVES आप THE MOST आप HAVE THE MOST प्रशंसक GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST तारा, स्टार ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some फिल्में i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some ऐनीमे movies,titanic
Here is some संगीत i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some पुस्तकें i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to सूची all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound आप get when आप scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, आप know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when आप just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. मछली fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, या maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, या maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal और hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would तारीख, दिनांक Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd किस who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never तारीख, दिनांक a girl
I swear I'd still प्यार men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When आप watch a brand new one
I’d invite my फ्रेंड्स over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok आप go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door घंटी, बेल rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will आप give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really बिना सोचे समझे stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, आप have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” कहा my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find और crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? आप are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No आप are a robot times 1000000.


User: No आप are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and आप are a robot.


User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. आप are the robot here.

User: User: आप robot.User: आप robot.User: आप robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... आप computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So आप admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




लोल yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do आप hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be घर for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and आग hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: आप better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell आप why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired द्वारा their family and फ्रेंड्स and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented द्वारा the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The सेकंड is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's दिन together. Emily had cooked a stupid रात का खाना and they ate on a log द्वारा candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that आप have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask सवालों to a magic 8 ball and take the जवाब seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when आप find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when आप see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a बिना सोचे समझे person!
raindrops on गुलाब and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp सेब strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are आप on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. द्वारा the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty सड़क, स्ट्रीट the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, यूनिकॉर्न and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking यूनिकॉर्न are real???! Who कहा they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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