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(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving वैन, वान a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles anyways. Wait I see a car pulling into the drive way."
     "You do? Do आप see any girls या is there any kids at all?"
     "Uhh… Kerry आप are not going to like this."
     "What?"
     "There's four boys."
     "Your kidding me. There can't be. That's not possible. How old our they?"
     "One of them looks a little bit older than us. Another one looks a little bit younger. One of them looks like Parker's age. And one of them looks a little bit younger than Parker."
     "Is the oldest one hot?"
     "Umm… I am not answering that question. आप have to come see for yourself."
     "If I can get out the house."
     "Oh, come on. Just tell your dad your walking your dog."
     "I've already tried that. He कहा I have to stay in the yard."
     "Well that really does suck. हे do आप want me to become फ्रेंड्स with the older guy?"
     "Sure. Then tonight we will meet at the usual."
     "The usual. What time?"
     "How about 1:15."
     "Ok, I will tell आप all about him." 
     "Alright. Bye and remember."
     "I will, bye"

Chapter 2
     Once it hit 1:13, I was out the door. I knew my parents were asleep cause I could hear them snoring from up stairs. I opened the door quietly and ran to the big bolder, aka the usual. I saw a figure sitting on it so I कहा "Psst… Sam? Is that you?"
     The figure turned around and कहा "Umm... This is Dillon not Sam."
     The figure who called himself Dillon stood up and walk towards me. As soon as I saw his face in the moon light I knew it wasn't Sam. 
     He had a tall muscular body. He had dark brown hair and dark blue eyes. I कहा "Oh, so आप are the new kid."
     "You could say that. So, what's your name?"
     "Kerry."
     "That's cool. How old are you?"
     "You like asking questions, don't you?"
     "Just answer."
     "14. How about you?"
     "16"
     "Well that's cool."
     "Yea. So why are आप out so late?"
     "I needed to talk to my friend."
     "Oh, आप mean that kid Sam."
     "Yea. Did आप meet him?"
     "No, I heard आप say his name."
     "Oh, yea. Duh. I am a blonde sometimes."
     "I am pretty sure आप brunette."
     "You know what I mean."
     "Yea. So why didn't आप just come outside during the day?"
     "Let's just say, my dad is so overprotective he won't even let me come out the yard. I am lucky if I even get to go outside."
     "Well, that sucks."
     "Ya, well I go to go before my mom and dad wake up या something and notice I am gone." 
     I wasn't really worried about my mom and dad but I could already tell that there was going to be an awkward silence soon. he कहा "Bye" as I walked off.
     Once I was about halfway home, Sam jumped out a पेड़ and scared the crap out of me. "Sam!" I whispered. "What are आप doing!!!"
     "You talked to him."
     "Yes, I did."
     "And आप were flirting."
     "No I wasn't! I was having a decent conversation."
     "Oh ya and this isn't flirting." He acts like he was twirling his hair and mocks me द्वारा saying "You like asking questions, don't you?" in a girly voice.
     "I don't sound like that!"
     "To me आप do."
     "To normal people I don't."
     "Oh, well. I think आप like him."
     "I don't."
     "I bet आप twenty bucks आप will end up going out with him द्वारा the end of this summer."
     "Your on."
     At that moment, I was determined not to fall for dillon.

Chapter 3
     I woke up and went down stairs to check on my parents. When I got down there I saw Parker standing right in front of my parents bed. I asked "Parker, what are आप doing?"
     "Where did आप go last night?"
     "Nowhere. Why do आप ask?"
     "You went somewhere. I know cause I saw आप go out the door last night?" 
     "If आप चूहा on me, I swear I will slap आप upside the head so hard?"
     "Haha… and I will just get आप in और trouble."
     "Ok. So what do आप want?" 
     "You have to do whatever I want and whenever I want?"
     "I am not being your servant."
     "I guess आप want dad and mom to know about your little adventure last night, don't you?"
     "Ok, I will do it. But आप can never चूहा on me again."
     "No promises."
     "Parker."
     "Ok, whatever. I won't चूहा on you. Now carry me to my room now, wench."
     "Call me that again and see what happens." I कहा as I picked him up.
     About twenty मिनटों later, my dad came up and made breakfast. He always makes breakfast on the weekends. He asked me "Did आप do your chores yesterday?"
     "Yes, sir."
     "Well, today आप have to sweep the pool deck, vacuum the pool, and clean your room."
     "Yes, sir." 
     "And maybe, just maybe, Dakota can come over."
     Most people would think that it is good to have a friend over. Most of the time it is. But when it comes to Dakota it is a bad thing. Well first of all, she is not my friend. She's my cousin. Second, she is so annoying. I cannot stand it sometimes. Third, she talks 24/7. Once she talked me to sleep, literally. Fourth, she is such a flirt. I bet if she saw Dillon, she would be all up on him.
     For some reason, my father thinks that we are best friends. I mean I try to stay away from her at family gatherings. Once, I कहा I was sick and I started to cough all over her. That plan backfired cause she told my grandma I was sick and they insisted that I lay down the rest of the night. So, she ended up talking to me anyways.
     I got up the courage to ask my dad "Dad, could I have Sam over? I mean not to spend the night या anything. Just him come over."
     "Kerry, आप know how I am with the boy thing. Your to old to be playing with boys. Anyways, I know exactly what fourteen साल old boys think about."
     "Dad, he doesn't want to get in my pants. We are just फ्रेंड्स nothing more."
     "Kerry, I कहा no. And that's final." he कहा as he gave me sausage gravy.
     "Yes, sir."
Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being आप when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being आप when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let आप control me या so आप thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being आप when it’s...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Well here आप are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven या hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have आप come here ?
What do आप need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe आप want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask आप now..
how many of these pills

would आप take each दिन to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs या antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and शामिल होइए us!
Allex: Ok. What are आप doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this लेख is not about भेड़ या bananas it is about a और serious matter.

this is a वाद-विवाद and i want everyone पढ़ना this
लेखन a टिप्पणी दे about what आप think is write या wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

या the chicken?

thats my वाद-विवाद and i want EVERYONE who's a प्रशंसक
of बिना सोचे समझे to write what they think is right


and become a प्रशंसक of me and become a प्रशंसक of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
या the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do आप think आप could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank आप all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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DEMENTED POEMS

गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits

गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter

गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down

गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When आप meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are आप doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t आप try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When आप ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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Source: गूगल
I found this hilarious लेख on pcworld.com
Don't know who the लेखक is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's कैप्स Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password" या "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits अगला to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be और imaginative.

I will not bore my boss द्वारा with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some और excuses.

I will do less laundry and use और deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The दिखाना was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids दिखाना that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The दिखाना had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my प्रिय parts of the दिखाना was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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