I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, आप can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one और service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving बिल्ली for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time द्वारा blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live द्वारा the sword get shot द्वारा those who don't.

I प्यार cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.