**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm लेखन this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did या are doing this, या that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**
In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and प्यार and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online. I don't believe in online dating because आप don't really know the person behind the computer screen and आप and I both know that आप can say whatever आप want and be whoever आप want. Yes, it's like that in reality too, but और people seem to do it online since आप can't hear या really see the person anyway. One of the biggest problems with online dating is DESPERATION because a boy/girl is that vulnerable to be in a relationship that he/she will do anything to have a boyfriend या girlfriend. I know I've been there before and it blew up in my face not to mention I had a friend who put herself in danger because the guy,who was really twice her age, was a completely different person that he कहा he was. He didn't look ANYTHING like his picture(people can do that आप know put up fake pictures of themselves), he was married with children and was dangerous. To make a long story short ,my friend learned her lesson and never did it again. Dating someone online is not only pathetic but it's also very dangerous. I mean it's not so bad if your dating someone that's in या around the area that आप live in, but then again आप still don't know the person. However, there's a problem with dating someone who lives like eight states away from आप and don't give me that crap about आप can fly there या take a train, which costs a lot of money these, and see that person. Who says that आप can make it there and back especially with the airplanes are right now. Airplanes haven't been right for the last ten years. Anyway, the person that you've revealed yourself to could be older than he/she has told you, a rapist, a killer, a married person with children, या just some nasty pervert trying to look for a good time. I know there's dating websites like Zoosk या whatever, but still, be careful about what information आप give out because आप may never know if the person may one दिन just दिखाना up at your door unannounced and take आप someplace that आप may never be seen या heard from again and all because आप wanted to तारीख, दिनांक a complete stranger online and that आप were foolish enough to trust and believe that person.
In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and प्यार and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online. I don't believe in online dating because आप don't really know the person behind the computer screen and आप and I both know that आप can say whatever आप want and be whoever आप want. Yes, it's like that in reality too, but और people seem to do it online since आप can't hear या really see the person anyway. One of the biggest problems with online dating is DESPERATION because a boy/girl is that vulnerable to be in a relationship that he/she will do anything to have a boyfriend या girlfriend. I know I've been there before and it blew up in my face not to mention I had a friend who put herself in danger because the guy,who was really twice her age, was a completely different person that he कहा he was. He didn't look ANYTHING like his picture(people can do that आप know put up fake pictures of themselves), he was married with children and was dangerous. To make a long story short ,my friend learned her lesson and never did it again. Dating someone online is not only pathetic but it's also very dangerous. I mean it's not so bad if your dating someone that's in या around the area that आप live in, but then again आप still don't know the person. However, there's a problem with dating someone who lives like eight states away from आप and don't give me that crap about आप can fly there या take a train, which costs a lot of money these, and see that person. Who says that आप can make it there and back especially with the airplanes are right now. Airplanes haven't been right for the last ten years. Anyway, the person that you've revealed yourself to could be older than he/she has told you, a rapist, a killer, a married person with children, या just some nasty pervert trying to look for a good time. I know there's dating websites like Zoosk या whatever, but still, be careful about what information आप give out because आप may never know if the person may one दिन just दिखाना up at your door unannounced and take आप someplace that आप may never be seen या heard from again and all because आप wanted to तारीख, दिनांक a complete stranger online and that आप were foolish enough to trust and believe that person.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see आप again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I कहा YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do आप mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the दिखाना today! BYE! I HOPE आप ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy भालू and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. आप hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as आप can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say आप were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a बिना सोचे समझे person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive आप cheated on me with that whore" and point to a बिना सोचे समझे girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If आप are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If आप are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz या dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy भालू and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. आप hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as आप can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say आप were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a बिना सोचे समझे person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive आप cheated on me with that whore" and point to a बिना सोचे समझे girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If आप are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If आप are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz या dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the अगला week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told आप I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell आप again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can आप tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the अगला week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told आप I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell आप again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can आप tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because आप प्यार someone else doesn't mean आप have to break one और heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how आप look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, आप can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if आप dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who आप want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when आप can enjoy being who आप are.
-Alana
if आप let yourself down, आप let everyone behind आप down.
-Alana
your first प्यार will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because आप प्यार someone else doesn't mean आप have to break one और heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how आप look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, आप can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if आप dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who आप want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when आप can enjoy being who आप are.
-Alana
if आप let yourself down, आप let everyone behind आप down.
-Alana
your first प्यार will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, आप let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
