I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" या "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He कहा "I'd like to have one too." Then I कहा "But this is a dog". He कहा he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He कहा I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He कहा every room in the hotel was for sex. I कहा "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He कहा "Me too."
Part II
One दिन I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But आप don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I कहा "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge कहा "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge कहा "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are आप doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I कहा "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" या "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He कहा "I'd like to have one too." Then I कहा "But this is a dog". He कहा he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He कहा I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He कहा every room in the hotel was for sex. I कहा "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He कहा "Me too."
Part II
One दिन I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But आप don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I कहा "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge कहा "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge कहा "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are आप doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I कहा "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He कहा you’re amazing
She कहा then why आप waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
दिखाना me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
दिखाना me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the संगीत plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He कहा you’re amazing
She कहा then why आप waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
दिखाना me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
दिखाना me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the संगीत plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you