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part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" या "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He कहा "I'd like to have one too." Then I कहा "But this is a dog". He कहा he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He कहा I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He कहा every room in the hotel was for sex. I कहा "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He कहा "Me too."


Part II
One दिन I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But आप don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I कहा "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge कहा "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge कहा "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are आप doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I कहा "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
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The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see आप in the morning," Mellissa कहा to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with गुलाबी hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with गुलाबी hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom कहा as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on आप in 30 minutes, and you...
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The अगला day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma कहा "Go as far from me and everyone as आप can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are आप okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma कहा "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve कहा impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, आप got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what आप can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When आप want to let it go
Raise your hands
And आप want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if आप waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my दिल for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the आग but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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आप told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t आप bother what I do
No matter what आप say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your प्यार was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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I’m not the girl that आप see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what आप need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what आप get is what आप see
And I can’t be any और than what I am
Love me for me या don’t प्यार me (Or don’t प्यार me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who आप want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He कहा you’re amazing
She कहा then why आप waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
दिखाना me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
दिखाना me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the संगीत plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you
केबिन for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the केबिन drunk again with...
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Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was पढ़ना and math?"
"Boring"I कहा he kinda smiled and कहा "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do आप no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just कहा "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew कहा "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was पढ़ना it in the पुस्तकालय when i came in too look...
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