1. हटाइए the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)
2. Hang outside from an upstairs window
3. हटाइए all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal अंतरिक्ष so आप have to हटाइए into their room
4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.
5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.
6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'
7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.
8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.
9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When आप try to get them off they break xD)
10. Play SPK: Spit पॉपकॉर्न Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D
11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend या someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.
12. Video tape yourself dancing on the roof. (Side note: Don't sue me if आप hurt yourself)
13. Have a dance party. The required attire? Underwear, and nothing else.
14. Make a fake myspace या फेसबुक and add/friend 357887948594 बिना सोचे समझे people.
15. Set up a pyramid of your mom's प्रिय vases and use your dad's signed baseball या something to go bowling (:
16. Watch the घर shopping network and call in. Pretend to be an old lady.
17. Call their cell, say MOO, and then hang up.
18. Video tape yourself jumping off the roof and trying to fly while wearing fake wings.
19. Every time they call to check on you, या just if any one calls in general, scream "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hang up.
20. Change the answering machine message to something weird like "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. आप feel very sleepy now. आप are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When आप hear the tone आप will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."
21. Bark at and chase the mail man.
22. Superglue your finger to your nose.
23. Make पॉपकॉर्न without a lid.
24. Run with scissors.
25. Talk to strangers
26. Play ball in the house.
27. Order loads of packages, then don't sign for them, leaving your parents with the world's most heinous collection of 'pick this box up at the depo' slips imaginable!
28. Put on your parents clothes with फ्रेंड्स and have a not so fashionable fashion show.
29. Fill your house with as many बिल्ली as possible.
30. Beat all the Mario games while naked. (Side note: Oddly satisfying)
31. Set up elaborate booby traps for would-be burglars.
32. Sell the house and relocate to the North Pole, leaving a note saying आप were off to complain that Santa never gives आप what आप want.
33. Change the locks.
34. Change the backgrounds on their computers to a rubber ducky या something disturbing.
35. Have sex on your parents bed.
36. Spray paint the cat purple.
37. Clean the house! It will be FUNNN! xD
38. Paint your dad's car pink.
39. Mess with the settings on your T.V. so that the रंग are way off.
40. Throw a party.
41. Have sex in a church yard. (Don't blame me if you're arrested या fined for this, या sent to Hell या something xP)
42. Go to Walmart with फ्रेंड्स while drunk. See how long it takes आप to get kicked out.
43. Put fake spiderwebs in the bushes.
44. Torture children at the park.
45. Decorate your सड़क, स्ट्रीट in chalk drawings of cartoon porn xD
2. Hang outside from an upstairs window
3. हटाइए all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal अंतरिक्ष so आप have to हटाइए into their room
4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.
5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.
6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'
7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.
8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.
9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When आप try to get them off they break xD)
10. Play SPK: Spit पॉपकॉर्न Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D
11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend या someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.
12. Video tape yourself dancing on the roof. (Side note: Don't sue me if आप hurt yourself)
13. Have a dance party. The required attire? Underwear, and nothing else.
14. Make a fake myspace या फेसबुक and add/friend 357887948594 बिना सोचे समझे people.
15. Set up a pyramid of your mom's प्रिय vases and use your dad's signed baseball या something to go bowling (:
16. Watch the घर shopping network and call in. Pretend to be an old lady.
17. Call their cell, say MOO, and then hang up.
18. Video tape yourself jumping off the roof and trying to fly while wearing fake wings.
19. Every time they call to check on you, या just if any one calls in general, scream "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hang up.
20. Change the answering machine message to something weird like "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. आप feel very sleepy now. आप are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When आप hear the tone आप will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."
21. Bark at and chase the mail man.
22. Superglue your finger to your nose.
23. Make पॉपकॉर्न without a lid.
24. Run with scissors.
25. Talk to strangers
26. Play ball in the house.
27. Order loads of packages, then don't sign for them, leaving your parents with the world's most heinous collection of 'pick this box up at the depo' slips imaginable!
28. Put on your parents clothes with फ्रेंड्स and have a not so fashionable fashion show.
29. Fill your house with as many बिल्ली as possible.
30. Beat all the Mario games while naked. (Side note: Oddly satisfying)
31. Set up elaborate booby traps for would-be burglars.
32. Sell the house and relocate to the North Pole, leaving a note saying आप were off to complain that Santa never gives आप what आप want.
33. Change the locks.
34. Change the backgrounds on their computers to a rubber ducky या something disturbing.
35. Have sex on your parents bed.
36. Spray paint the cat purple.
37. Clean the house! It will be FUNNN! xD
38. Paint your dad's car pink.
39. Mess with the settings on your T.V. so that the रंग are way off.
40. Throw a party.
41. Have sex in a church yard. (Don't blame me if you're arrested या fined for this, या sent to Hell या something xP)
42. Go to Walmart with फ्रेंड्स while drunk. See how long it takes आप to get kicked out.
43. Put fake spiderwebs in the bushes.
44. Torture children at the park.
45. Decorate your सड़क, स्ट्रीट in chalk drawings of cartoon porn xD
