1. Ask about पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown.
5. Ask them if आप get a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on चोटी, शीर्ष this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time या आप will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. हटाइए the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as आप speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation आप are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when आप say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little और OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is organically grown.
5. Ask them if आप get a free तारीख, दिनांक with one of the staff if आप make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a विवरण to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if आप get to keep the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on चोटी, शीर्ष this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time या आप will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
16. If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
17. Imitate the order taker's voice.
18. हटाइए the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as आप speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation आप are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
20. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
21. Put an extra edge in your voice when आप say "crazy bread."
22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is, in fact, dead.
24. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little और OOMPH this time."
25. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
