Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give आप a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if आप can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your दिन been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. हटाइए your डेस्क in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11. Pretend आप are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did आप feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that आप can see their aura.
17. Call out, "group hug!" then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"
27. Hide a squirt gun in your hand and pretend to sneeze अगला to someone.
28. Throw a fake मकड़ी on the ground and squeal with fear.
29. Hum the Jeopardy theme song between floors.
30. Stare at someone for a long time, than say, "who are you? What do I REALLY know about you?"
31) Bring a violin या गिटार case on and make a big दिखाना of trying to hide it from everyone and say "It's only a violin/guitar, honest!"
32) Twitch for about 5 minutes, then when the doors open on your floor run out screaming, "They're after meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"