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What are आप eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big हटाइए

I thought आप all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर

पेंगुइन

kowalski

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont आप ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper अभिनय like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see आप later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were आप the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so आप where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The पेंगुइन West द्वारा पेंगुइन Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope आप like it:)
The पेंगुइन West द्वारा पेंगुइन Girl
It was a usual दिन for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat अगला to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU टैन, टर्न TO THE अगला PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat अगला to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening और and और as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation टैको, टैको, taco part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the खाना I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two पेंगुइन dummies made out of gross टैको, taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat टैको, taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two पेंगुइन runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. अगला Kowalski makes a working गोफन shot using...

Voliet's Revenge: 3

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Hand me those needle nose pilers." ordered a female machanist. "Here आप go, sweetheart." कहा a male voice. "Hey, Janie, there's another घोड़ा in need of a battery." "Not now, Emilie." "Chance?" asked Emilie. "Tell them to bring it in tomorrow." "K." replied Emilie. "So how's your little sis, Kaitlyn." "Dunno, don care." कहा the skinny पेंगुइन simply. But she knew everything that had been going on, on the humanless island. Little did anyone know she was a spy and assassin for Voliet.

*********************************

"Wakey wakey." "Whaaa!?" Kaitlyn immediatly jumped up. "Hello, pretty...

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Chapter 3: I find a File that says Kaboom.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Uncle Skipper?" I कहा in a hush tone as I peeked my head inside the door. I could hear my sister Athena getting all flattered द्वारा the टिप्पणियाँ they had made about her.
"Uncle Skipper? Your arch nemesis is the TV..."
Skipper tossed to the other side "ughh he got in prison..That's nice Kowalski.. Go and finish that invention of yours..."
"No! Uncle Skipper it's Widget! Dr. Blowhole is on the TV!" I started to tap him.
Skipper smacked my flipper away like I was a fly.
"Only one thing to do..." I pushed him out of the bed. That got him up.
His eyes had आग in them "Widget! Didn't I tell आप NOT TO...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I कहा I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How आप doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. सेकंड साल on the force.
She was...

A पेंगुइन प्यार Story part 5

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A फर सील, मुहर went after me, I escaped द्वारा boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the गढ़, महल right before he got inside a huge भेड़िया monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. As he went inside two और भेड़िया monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one स्लैश from his powerful sword. The lights of the गढ़, महल then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One द्वारा one then came but he was still no problem for the पेंगुइन vampire. Killing of all them he made his way into the अगला room, he went down the stairs to...

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Championships of central park zoo (Chapter1) part one

posted by Crazyface1127

The penguins were doing their daily cleaning around their HQ. "Hello silly penguins!" king Julien कहा as he walked into their HQ. "Ringtail? What is with the jogging outfit?" "There is a race soon!" "Ok then...Have fun with that." "But आप don't understand! There are prizes!" " Ooo! CANDY!" Shouted Private. "Fine! We'll take आप on in a race ringtail. And I can tell आप that were going to win!" "Hey guys! Did आप say something about a race?" Asked Marlene.
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The War Times chapter 1: the hard times

posted by fun123fun

it was a normal दिन in Antartica
marry was the wife of the leder of the artic army Germamy Scar. a baby was born named polly. but those were bad times. penguins from denmark were comeing in ships,hans as there leader. marry was लॉस्ट and found the denmark hideout. they wanted antartica for themselfs so they knew they had to take out the leader of the army for the artic.marry heard everyword. "we will kidnap the leader's doughter so he will have to give up!" कहा hans. marry ran to her igloo and got her dougter.she put he in a wooden टोकरा with a locket around her neack.It was the only way to...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 2

posted by Sandrei

Here's part two:) Enjoy!

CHAPTER TWO: Gameboy

"All right then.. so what shall we begin with?" wondered Kowalski, staring down at the piece of paper with set of Skipper's new excersises written on it.

"Errm.. Kowalski.."chirped Private, raising his flipper up. "Sorry to disturb आप right now, but.. I guess I've got a call from nature.. And it would be better If I answered it right away".
"But आप know, we've got a bathroom emergency? It all got stuck up after Rico had accidently flushed his hammer down the toilet." asked Kowalski, turning his eyes at the youngest penguin.
"Yes I know. But that's...

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A सेकंड Chance- Life: Chapter 2: Comfort

posted by ggreen7295

The newly created पेंगुइन stared blankly at his fish. Having tears forming at his eyes, soaking his feathers on contact with the salty liquid. He couldn't stop thinking about his past life as a human. He missed his family, his friends. Everything is going to hell. And no matter how much he wished, he was stuck like like this, a flightless bird.

The short पेंगुइन in fount of him had a concerned expression stuck on his face. He felt like he needed to say something, something to comfort him.

"A-are आप alright?" He कहा in a British voice.

He didn't respond. Before the British bird could speak up,...

A पेंगुइन in Wonderland Part 2

posted by SJ_waddles

Private: I must become small! is this the bottle? no, it's the table, wait... The bottle is on top!

*pours bottle, but it was और like a drop for the size Private has became.* Yes it's working *shrinks* oh noo i should have though this out first! *falls into bottle that is now floating in the tears* oh no! the key! goo dthing i can swim, *jumps in water and sits on the key* now, all i have to do is steer it inside the key WHOA!

*before he knew it he fell off the key! and now there was a whirlpool! Private swam to the key hole, and outside the hole was, wonderland*

Private: Amazing! This can't...

FanFic Awards

posted by ggreen7295

ggreen7295 here! So I had this crazyish idea. To celebrate the authors, stories, OCs, and other PoM things created on FF, I wanted to have a "Academy Awardish thing" for आप guys. Like, there would be categories such as

Best Author

Best Fanfic

Best T rated Fanfic

Best M rated Fanfic

Best Romance

Best Horror

Most Depressing fanfic

Best Humanized fanfic

Best One shot

Yeah those are just the one's off the चोटी, शीर्ष of my head. Of course I can't do this द्वारा myself. I need no co workers some other people to help my make decisions. Like first of all... What should we call this? Write a review explaining why आप should help me do this. Well that's all...Hmm I should write my story... Hey, Xbox! :/ (Must play Borderlands)

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Physeter Macrocephalus -- Third Installment

posted by IamAngel624

Blowhole was now undergoing great humiliation. He was currently being transported in a self-steering pick-up truck. Holograms of humans, surprisingly realistic animations of his own making, were seating at the driver’s सीट and in the बिस्तर of the truck with him. Although it was quite humiliating, to appear so helpless and being assisted द्वारा humans…but it was the only way he could be transported to the drop-off point without igniting suspicion.

A towel was draped over Blowhole’s tail; to any humans that happened to see, it would appear like a makeshift device to keep his body temperature...

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The पेंगुइन West द्वारा पेंगुइन Girl. ( Part 3 )

posted by rico911910

(For thoughs who have not read the secont one, Kowalski and Rico have just gotten in troble with abounch of mercats and there leader, but just interupted द्वारा an unknown voice......)
The पेंगुइन West द्वारा पेंगुइन Girl
"Yor town?" He then walks up to the stranger and says "I recken you'ed better eat thoughs there words because I run this here town you've got it? An't nobody goin to come in here and tell me other whys!" Then suddenly taking a step back when he saw the unknown stranger get up.
"Ow, realy?" He says in a misteras voice walking up to the mercat leader like he did not even notist that he...

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The पेंगुइन West द्वारा पेंगुइन Girl. ( Part 2 )

posted by rico911910

(for all thoughs who didn't read the first one kowalski's invention pulled every body into Skippers dream will they were all sleeping and made it become real right now they woke up in what apeard to be a desert......)
The पेंगुइन West द्वारा पेंगुइन Girl
"what in the प्यार of science?" Kowalski says confused as he looked around.
"Um...Kowalski I don't suppose आप know were we are do you?" Privat says looking at kowalski.
"Nagatory." कहा Kowalski in return.
"Hay!, look over there!" Privat yelld to the reast of them will pointing at a small town off in the distance. When they got to the small town it...