What are आप eating, Kowalski?

1 I actully think that the penguins should get a new reacrute for the team. 2 Don`t आप think that the penguins a team of ninjas should have और practice and no time for goofing off and to have girlfriends espesally skipper. 3 If the penguins had girlfriends that they wouldn`t sleep with her like my brother reads about. 4 Ok I`m going into the Julien subject first shouldn`t they think of a plan to kick Julien out of the zoo and into another, I mean if their SO smart. 5 why do the penguins just throw Julien out into the woods I know I would [he would probably just call himself king of the bears]...

भेड़िया vs. ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव
Chapter 2-
The भेड़िया
I felt my दिल skip a beat as I heard the weighty टोकरा plop on the चोटी, शीर्ष of the H.Q. We were waiting for the zookeepers to leave. We heard one of them complain a little about not understanding something in relation to our transfer. Once the zookeepers left an awkward silence filled the room. ”Okay, let’s go meet our new inhabitant spy” I कहा breaking the silence, we headed for the ladder. It was still early spring outside in the morning, I felt the chilly air run into my face as we lined up in front of the टोकरा side द्वारा side. We waited silently not...

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

Rico missed his doll.

He missed the plastic female that was always just the right size for a warm hug; her long, blonde hair, her silent and mysterious personality. She was probably the only one that truly understood the lonely penguin. Everyone else seemed to just judge him; but not her. She accepted Rico for who he was, and nothing more. She never argued with him, and she always allowed Rico to have the first word in everything. If only there were और women like her.

But there wasn’t; only her…

This was all very stupid. Pointless. Irritating. Depressing. Frustrating.

Rico could think of...

Note To Self,

Tonight, Skipper decided to avert our attention from the gloomy situation द्वारा screening a variety of films. The majority of which included documentaries of different sorts of animals. Skipper seemed to have skipped the penguins’ film. I can’t blame him. The contents of that video were horrid beyond belief. Anyway, Rico appears to be well. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has already started to feel at घर with Marlene. I can’t very well say the same for me, though. I miss him. But, I’ve also discovered something about our relationship. I admit that my actions towards him...

Damn it!

This was the peak of things…

It was time to confront this lust that had yet to take flight. But how would he do it? Kowalski couldn’t simply step out and say it!

Say what?

What would he even say?! Should he say anything? It seemed to work well for Rico!

This was much too difficult than it should have been. Why was it so damn hard?!

It was his fault; this ridiculous, complicated process of thought. This would never work out; he and Rico. They were so different from one another. He had often heard that opposites were और likely to feel attracted to one another, but this was going crossing...

“I’m sorry, Skippa…‘fraid I can’t remember…” Private whispered with his head low. The small पेंगुइन had received quite a waking that morning. He didn’t even have enough time to leave his bunk when Skipper and Kowalski confronted him. As promised, Skipper hadn’t asked a single सवाल about Private’s disappearance and injury until now.

“C’mon, Private, आप can’t really expect us to believe that!” Skipper narrowed his eyes with a frown spreading across his beak.

The timid पेंगुइन shyly moved to sit on the edge of his bunk, his head retaining its low position. From the...

A song inspoired द्वारा Penguinangel's picture of the Penguins rocking out!
Skipper: Lead singer
Kowalski: bass
Rico: Guitar
Private: Drums
Verse one
♪HAve I ever made out wiht a bobblehead doll?♪
♪Have I ever been banned from a Danish Ball?♪
♪ Where'd I get the treadmill?♪
♪Why is Rico's Brain ill?♪
chorus
♪ OH SISTER
OH SISTER SISTER SIIIIIISSSTER!♪
♪ Thaaaaat's Classified!♪
verse two
♪ What really happend to Mannfredi and Johnson?♪
♪Why are all penguins so Awesome?♪
♪What is a penguins प्रिय treat?♪
♪ Why the heck does Mort hug FEET????♪
Chorus
♪ OH SISTER...

"I need a screw driver..." Kowalski कहा annoyed.

"That won't fix it, you'll जाम it more." Skipper कहा "How about आप unscrew it and put the whole thing back together."

Kowalski wanted to so badly jump up and yell at him saying "I'M THE SMART ONE! I KNOW HOW TO FIX THINGS!!!" But he decided not to. And also decided not to take the wrench that Skipper was 'patiently' holding.

Private finally decided to creep to the fridge and grab some breakfast, then sneakily creep back to his bunk and hide under the covers and eat.

"Good morning Private" Skipper said.

Private screamed. "EEEK! Oh uhh.. I thought...