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Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope आप enjoy it! :D


Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, या thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a रोटी box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's कोट्स from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: आप can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma पंच your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, आप gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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Ok, here I post the first कोट्स I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from सड़क, स्ट्रीट Smarts.

Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another पेंगुइन meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!


Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do आप always have to start off my दिन with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...
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Author’s Note: Just so आप know, I have two OC’s I use for my stories and I will use both of them in this story. If आप don’t know them, go on my profile, I have a Bio for the both of them. Enjoy the story! :D

Return of the Blowhole
Chapter 1: The Aftermath

The very अगला दिन after everything that has happen from Dr. Blowhole’s new evil plan that backfired on him, everyone one in the zoo pretty much returned to their normal lives. Well, almost everyone. Skipper was still somewhat a little crazy form losing his mind. All of the penguins were trying to snap him out of it.

“When are you...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see आप when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can आप hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, या a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, या a Beautiful Nightmare!...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the चोटी, शीर्ष bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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The Sky was dark and it was looked a little red; bloody. As if it knew what had happened. They looked around, the city looked dark and evil, streets were deserted and it looked as if the city was abandoned.
“We need some support” Skipper said.
“We have this” Johnson कहा and gave them a shortwave transmitter.
“It doesn’t work here but we can try” Katherine took it “Can someone hear us? We need a help”
No answer.
“Send us a helicopter या information about Blowhole या anything” Skipper said.
“That doesn’t work. We have to separate”
“We’re only four. How can we surround...
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For those of आप who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), आप know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some प्रशंसक सवालों from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your सवालों in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No सवालों involving the new series Bob's working on. आप know which one I'm talking about....
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'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...
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Skipper's point of view:
I am surronded द्वारा pearly walls and a gruff, harsh voice comes from outside the solid barrier, followed द्वारा an angelic, softspoken voice that I would never forget या regret hearing. So anxious to break out, I squirm and push और than I had ever done so before.
My flipper punches out a large portion of the atmosphere of my world. I keep struggling to obey that instinctive urge to escape. Soon my warm and cozy cacoon is filled with the flowing rush of frigid air ..... oxygen. With my head, I but the चोटी, शीर्ष of my orb and I peep my head out.
The heavenly voice calls out to me....
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Hello soldiers! Skipper is back and I am now presenting to आप the सेकंड chapter of Providing Pro-vider of The Penguins of Madagascar. So leave a टिप्पणी दे if आप have a opinion, any opinion. If there's something wrong, tell me. So enjoy, hope आप soldiers like it!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter II - Curiosity
Author : Skipper the penguin


    While we penguins are sleeping, the leamurs are in their bouncy bed, staying awake. The leamurs where curious about us penguins. Julien is thinking of why didn't us penguins...
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"Where are we suppose to go?" Athena sniffled "We're just kids. We can't just go and save our little sister!"

I thought for a little bit, My answer which was lame "Go and find mom and dad?"

"What?! Are आप crazy?! They're in Florida! way too far from New York!"

"Did someone say crazy?" A voice from who knows where asked.

Athena and I clunged to eachother.
"Who कहा that?" I yelled.
"Shush!" Athena scolded.
We looked around to try and find the noise. and then. We saw it.
Skipper had warned us about this guy. He says he is 'da king of da zoo' and is a complete idiot. and his wife isn't too far behind...
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it was a normal दिन in Antartica
marry was the wife of the leder of the artic army Germamy Scar. a baby was born named polly. but those were bad times. penguins from denmark were comeing in ships,hans as there leader. marry was लॉस्ट and found the denmark hideout. they wanted antartica for themselfs so they knew they had to take out the leader of the army for the artic.marry heard everyword. "we will kidnap the leader's doughter so he will have to give up!" कहा hans. marry ran to her igloo and got her dougter.she put he in a wooden टोकरा with a locket around her neack.It was the only way to...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private stood up straight, "I'll प्यार my big brothah no mattah what happens."

He sneaked carefully, so the zombies wouldn't see him and went down the stairs that led to the basement. There was a fireplace where a आग burnt fiercely, a picture of the family hanging on the wall, though it was near the ground for some reason. Private started walking over to the dresser in the room when he heard faint crying.

He squeaked, "W..What..Was that?"

The sound faded away as fast as it had appeared. He shrugged then opened one of the drawers to pull out a knife. The one Blue had used to make the फूल crown....
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posted by SaturdaySurpris

Skipper means- shipmaster\captain(english)

Rico means- Strong ruler\glory(spanish)

Private means-A common soldier\Belonging to an individual person (american,english?)

Marlene means- bitter(german)

Julian means- youthful, young at heart(greek)

Maurice means- moor, dark skinned (moor=fasten, secure)(french)

Mort means- dead\a stagnant lake(french)
Hans means- Gift from God. God has been gracious(german,dutch)

Max means- greatest(latin american)

Doris means- sea(greek)

Nigel means- ahead\champion(american\gaelic)

Alice means- truth, noble(greek)

Clemson means- merciful, mild (medieval english)
Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large फव्वारा stood...
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posted by Bluepenguin
The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear या excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as आप can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....
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~ it needs 2 to प्यार ~

This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the दिल be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.

Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, गाना loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an ऐरो to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...
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OK, as आप might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site या theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an लेख to be पोस्टेड on their own site about how great the other दिखाना is.
If आप like the plan, टिप्पणी दे and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if आप don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!