A normal दिन at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the टोकरा down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the टोकरा and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...

Introduction:

It is nighttime in New York City. Something glows from afar in the trash can. A green cube-like creature jumps out, glowing and growing in little time. It is Jiggles!!!

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As the sun rises, morning light shines like a gem in the Central Park Zoo. In the पेंगुइन habitat, a large explosion awakes everyone. The explosion lets Kowalski flying in air, landing in the water. Skipper comes outside in rage, while Private and Rico comes out to watch.

"Kowalski! Have आप been up all night again?" yells Skipper.

Kowalski replies, "Yes Skipper. My...

Rico was awoken द्वारा skipper the अगला day...Rico's back was hurting from sleeping on the cold floor...he got up and looked at everyone...

Skipper:Rico..? Why did u sleep on the floor? Wasn't Bruce supposed to sleep on the floor?

Everyone looked at Rico..even Bruce...Bruce have Rico a scary look...

Rico:I-I- let Bruce sleep on my bed...to be nice...

Skipper:oh...well...that was nice of u Rico...

Kowlaski have a suspicious look towards Rico...but quickly stopped hearing thier खाना above was here...

Skipper:lunch time boys!

Everyone jumped up and stood separately as skipper divided the fish...

Skipper:alright....3...

Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope आप enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, या thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a रोटी box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

Skipper woke with a start. He was in an unfamiliar room that had a rather sinister vibe about. Sitting up, he surveyed the room. It looked like a hospital room without the medical equipment.
    Skipper slipped out of bed. His toes curled at the contact to the cold white tiles as he walked over to the door. He opened it and found himself in a long hallway, facing a door with a plaque on it. Skipper read the plaque: Kowalski.
    Skipper opened the door. He was met with a room that looked exactly like his. Kowalski was curled on the bed, sound asleep. Skipper...

By request of link. Hope I haven't लॉस्ट my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! आप just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs द्वारा still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I कहा not to ACTUALLY put कैन्डी coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered द्वारा the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered द्वारा the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did आप hear that pack of lies!...

They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

---Factory---
It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear आप from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are आप sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did आप say आप were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did आप get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my बिस्तर and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

Time Out: Kowalski invents a device that stops time. It's so amazing, King Julien wants it badly! When he does get his hands on it, and he breaks it, it gives Kowalski and King Julien all the time in the world. After finding out that King Julien messed with the TimeStopWatch while Kowalski was away, Kowalski realizes that it might have permanently stopped time. Will things go back to normal, या will it be the दिन the Earth stood still forever?

Our Man in Grrfurjiclestan: Special Agent Buck Rockgut is back! And he has an urgent message: The Red गिलहरी brainwashed an agent to infiltrate the...

I was trying to sing this. I'll start when Julien starts singing

Okay, monster संगीत box
King "J" knows how to rocks.
Give me a thump
So I can wake my rump.
Give me a beat
Then watch me shake my seat!

Everybody get up
And the beat go
Thump, thump, thump.
Yeah!

This is how we do it now
With a thump, thump, thump.
Can आप feel the funk?
When I dedicate my trunk
To the... *shakes booty rythmatically to the beat three times*

Everbody get up
And the beat go
Thump, thump, thump

Mort and Maurice,
Disturbing the peace.

Everybody get up
And the beat go *slams trash cans to beat*

This is how we do it now
This is how we do it...

Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...

Note: For a while, I've had an idea about लेखन a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged या destroyed द्वारा the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope आप will enjoy it.

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The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he कहा when his call was answered द्वारा an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort...

prepare for the लेख I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my लेखाए the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she या me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the शीर्षक says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from लेखन और stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the पेंगुइन HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of आप guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make आप feel at home, ever since आप know... the move,"...

as marlene went back to her घर to get ready julion comes.
julion:why heloo to आप newcomer my name is king julion lord of the lemers ruler of the ringtails etc etc etc whom might आप be?
marlene:my name is arlene.
julion:well since a dance wicth me your king will be hosting I was hoping if you'd be the one to dance with me?
marlene:I'm going with skipper so no thanks.
at midnight the dance had begin.
julion:I still haven't got one who will dance with me.
maurice:ok any gal who does not have a boy to dance with plz step forword.
no gal steps up(bekay and stacy are fighting over privete and marlene...

Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam मछली (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation पेंगुइन Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was फल punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a पेंगुइन marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest पेंगुइन द्वारा two years...

So, what're the chances of our प्रिय pairings? No matter which is most loved, the possiblity is always important but a crusher. For the sake of the fans, I have put together the likliness of these three pairings: Skilene (Skipper/Marlene), Marski (Kowalski/Marlene), and the new Mico (Rico/Marlene).

Skilene- Though the relationship is shown budding on the TV show, the two are hard to get together. If आप look, Skipper shows the most attention and affection to Marlene but comparing their personalities, they just aren't that compatiable. Marlene: Strong-willed, playful, selfless, and independent....

Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a सेकंड he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying अगला to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen मिनटों later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of मछली coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...

“Whoa, Skipper” कहा Kowalski, stumbling backwards. “What are आप doing?”

“What does it look like I’m doing?” कहा Skipper. “I’m going to finish this before आप seriously hurt someone.” Skipper kicked out at Kowalski and Kowalski did a backflip to avoid it.

“Are आप two okay?” Skipper कहा hurriedly to Private and Rico. Much to Skipper’s surprise, the two penguins ran over to Kowalski and stood in front of him, shielding Kowalski from Skipper.

“Skippa, stop!” कहा Private. “Kowalski didn’t do anything! And if आप want to hurt him, you’ll have to go through us...