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Okay. I just read the लेख myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if आप can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give या take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If आप wanted to give a proper review, आप should've first दिया much और information on how the movie could've been improved and WHY the points आप mentioned were wrong, rather than just stating WHAT was wrong. आप want to talk big words and over-analyzing faults? Try this on, Ms. Inkoo Kang.

आप have focused too much on the film's faults, giving only one side to your argument. To provide a solid and sound argument, one must point out why the other side to the argument is wrong. Allow me to demonstrate.

आप claim the penguins are "unfunny, unmoving, and uninspired," but आप never explained why आप think so. I'll have आप know many think the penguins are funny at least at times. Whether it's a one-liner ("We killed 'em and ate their livers.") या it's just an action (Come on, the penguins playing at the train controls in the third film was a little funny. Just a little.), there's at least one thing the penguins have done to make someone laugh. Even if they haven't for you, doesn't mean they're necessarily "unfunny." आप just have a different sense of humor, I presume.

As far as "unmoving," I admit the penguins haven't had many "moving" moments in the "Madagascar" trilogy. However, as far as the trailers go, आप have to admit, Skipper bringing the young hatchling (Private) into his brotherhood was just a little moving. Of course, I wouldn't know this until I watched the movie, especially since आप didn't explain why आप felt it was unmoving yourself.

"Uninspired"? Do आप know not the meaning? Inspired; adjective: aroused, animated, या imbued with the spirit to do something, द्वारा या as if द्वारा सूपरनॅचुरल या divine influence (dictionary.reference.com). What makes आप think the movie is uninspired? I'm thinking it might be inspired to, I don't know, make people laugh. There's probably some better message in the movie as well, since, from what I've seen from DreamWorks, there always is if आप think hard enough. I have yet to figure out what it is myself, since I obviously haven't seen it, but I'm sure I can come up with something. My guess is that it'd be along the lines of brotherhood या something, but I don't know yet.

Speaking of, आप say the film has a "distinct lack of purpose." Which फिल्में do आप think has a purpose? It would have been absolutely fantastic for आप to have दिया us some examples for why आप believe the movie has no purpose (you have a right to uphold your opinion, but आप have to support it if आप want others to agree with you). Furthermore, what would've दिया the movie purpose for you? Your thoughts on that would've been nice. आप also mentioned that the movie "caters to an audience that doesn't exist" because of the references not many people would get. How would आप know that? My best friend is a प्रशंसक of a दिखाना I've never even heard of until he told me he liked it. How do आप know no one will understand those references? While many people will not, it still brings a smile to the face of those who would get that reference. Additionally, the movie may still bring a smile to the face of the unknowing "eight-year-olds" because I would imagine it still has funny moments. Even if they don't get a reference, doesn't mean they won't find it funny (I've found references funny without fully understanding them. I know I'm not the only one). I realize I'm ignorant to if these references will be funny या not, but then again, not everyone has the same sense of humor as I.

आप कहा that there "isn't much to the film's story, yet it's stuffed to the gills with plot." If there's one thing I've noticed about DreamWork's films, it's that it's never just a story. The "Madagascar" trilogy relays the message that घर isn't where आप are, but who you're with. "Shrek" is a story about acceptance, correlating to the idea that everyone's different, and that's okay, and आप have to accept yourself and others to truly be happy. "Kung Fu Panda" sends a message in that to accomplish anything, आप have to first believe in yourself ("There is no secret ingredient"). It all starts with you. Even if this movie is an exception to this idea, it would be really awesome if आप would've explained why आप feel that way.

आप mentioned that Dave's character is basically ruined because of his humor. Last time I checked, audiences प्यार a villain with a little humorous side. A villain that's too dark wouldn't appeal to younger audiences anyway (ooh, that reminds me of your "point" made earlier. hm . . .).

First and foremost about your thoughts on North Wind, it's a SEAL, not an OTTER. If आप don't know the facts before आप propose an argument, then you've basically ruined any chance of gaining support because people will believe आप have no idea what you're talking about. Second, what makes आप think Eva's only purpose is to be sexy? How do आप know they're not also relaying the idea that women can be intelligent as well? Not to mention that from what I've seen in the trailers, Kowalski is the only one falling for her. आप could've at least explained why it seemed that way to you.

The following paragraph is merely just my opinion of your argument about Classified, and has nothing to do about how आप presented it. I must say, I do partially agree with your argument about the pompous Agent Classified, but I think it's pretty awesome that Skipper has someone in his same covert classification to be compared to, causing a humorous clash between the duo. And I believe he wants a little और than just "taking the credit." How do आप know he just doesn't want जानवर to be safe? How do आप know he doesn't want some credit because he feels as though he needs the support from his team? Meaning, if he doesn't seem as though he made a success conceived with his help, he won't seem as important, and North Wind will see him as a failure? You'd be surprised what insecurity can drive someone to do. Of course, that is only my opinion, and I would not know until I watched the movie to make my own interpretation.

I have no problem if आप like the movie या not. But if you're going to post a review for the whole world to see, DO IT RIGHT.

Now, did आप see how I presented my counter-argument? I used examples from the trailers, and even other फिल्में to present my case. I also mentioned your side of the argument to help दिखाना a contrast between my and your opinion, as to allow my readers to make up their own minds, rather than present one side and BOMBARD them with my opinion, presenting it as if it were solid fact. Your very vague descriptions of your opinions don't exactly tell anyone why they shouldn't watch it. All I see is, "Don't watch it because it's bad." If आप would've just explained why it's bad, then आप would've done just fine, and I wouldn't have कहा a word.

Lots of love, peacebaby7

To the fanguins, the main reason I wrote this is to make those who found the "review" unsettling realize how overly-critical this लेख was. Based on the few टिप्पणियाँ on her review, I see I'm not the only one who feels that her review could've been a lot better. I was not judging the fact that she didn't like the movie, but rather that she just needs to put और thought into her reviews. Your thoughts on my thoughts on her thoughts?
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Source: Me and picmonkey.com
added by stlouisfan
Source: I know why the caged bird goes insane
    The realization of reality was like a पंच to the face…For the सेकंड time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other जानवर या was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, आप really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...
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posted by Black-Raine
(Inspired द्वारा the episode: प्यार Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a मौज़ा, जुर्राब on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their घर was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week पूर्व Rico had लॉस्ट his dazzling doll, the...
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posted by SJF_Penguin2
Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No और Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private कहा as he saw Marlene बत्तख, बतख behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir खरीडिए entrance.

"I...
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“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014


Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up सूची for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his दिल fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene कहा as he approached...
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“If Only”
July 20, 2014


    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the पेड़ branch अगला to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she कहा half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....
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“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014


    "Come on, please?" Marlene begged.

    "I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are आप ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.

    "Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.

    "Why would आप get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.

    Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while...
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Family 12.17.15

Note: The following short takes place shortly after the four-minute prelude in the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

— § —

Skipper groaned. "I think I'm dying . . . How long have we been floating on this death block, Kowalski?"

Kowalski looked at the position of the sun. "About six minutes."

"Really?" Skipper complained. "It feels like it's been forever!"

The newest, youngest member of the threesome carefully approached Skipper, touching the tips of his flippers together.

"Skipper?" he called softly.

Skipper sat up and looked at him. "What's up?"

The hatchling shifted timidly.

Skipper...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
"I guess its hard for someone your age to take in." Blue sighed, "I wanted some और time...But.."

"YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DOLL?!" Private screeched in horror.

"Oh, don't take it like that Private. द्वारा making आप a doll, आप can be adorable forever." Blue spun around so he wasn't facing him.

"Blue..Stop..Please.." Private begged.

"Besides, being a doll gives आप the excuse to wear anything आप want. What would आप like to be?"

'I don't know, Maybe, ALIVE?!' Private thought while inching towards the basement.

Blue turned around and was taken back to see Private inching away. "Private? Where...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private ran back down the stairs and into the main room and something strange happened. He tripped, and not just because he tripped. He felt as if, someone was grabbing his feet.

"I..Is someone grabbing my feet?"

Then he was suddenly pulled down the floor. He gasped and grabbed the floor and tried to drag himself आगे but it kept trying to drag him down, so it was basically tug of war.

"No!" Private screamed. "Its trying to drag me away!"

It was a while before he tugged himself free and sped off. And went back behind the steel door and through some other doors. He came to a room where there...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private opened the door, "This must be Ami's room..."

He could tell because everything was basically made of ice! Except for that small book- Private swiped it. "Yes!"

He opened it greedily. "Blue, it has been a साल since I've come to this house. I'll never forget that day..."

Flashback

Ami curled up, putting her paws over her nose. "Food..Please..."

Blue started to walk past but then he noticed the thin mage. He knelt अगला to her.

"A mage?" 'She looks cute, a little cleaning up and she would be a perfect subject.'

"Its sad to see someone so down and hungry. Plus you're thin...I'll take आप to my...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private stood up straight, "I'll प्यार my big brothah no mattah what happens."

He sneaked carefully, so the zombies wouldn't see him and went down the stairs that led to the basement. There was a fireplace where a आग burnt fiercely, a picture of the family hanging on the wall, though it was near the ground for some reason. Private started walking over to the dresser in the room when he heard faint crying.

He squeaked, "W..What..Was that?"

The sound faded away as fast as it had appeared. He shrugged then opened one of the drawers to pull out a knife. The one Blue had used to make the फूल crown....
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private laid awake in his bed, sighing sadly as the clock in his room struck midnight. He buried his face into his pillow.

"Today's the day...When Kiki went to heaven." He sighed again. "Kiki..." The small bird lifted himself from his bed, "I can nevah sleep when I think about his death.." He looked towards his door but shook his head, "I don't want to get Blue upset.." Private sighed then went to pick up a doll that was sitting on his bed. It was a shape of a पेंगुइन and had realistic yellow feathers and bright blue eyes. "I remembah this...Big brothah gave it to me."

Flashback

Blue smiled brightly,...
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posted by mouseandowl1
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"This Valentine’s Day, Nicktoons will air five hours of love-themed episodes in their “Crushing It Valentine’s Day” marathon. Kicking off the event will be three premiere episodes, one each for T.U.F.F. Puppy, The Penguins of Madagascar and Robot and Monster.

Following the marathon, six T.U.F.F. कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला episodes will remain to be seen. Four episodes of Penguins will also be left to air, as will one episode of Robot and Monster.

The schedule for Saturday, Feb. 14 follows:

2:00PM T.U.F.F. कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला - “TUFF प्यार / Soar Loser” (NEW)
2:30PM The Penguins of Madagascar - “Love Takes Flightless...
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posted by queenpalm
 I call it an abacus!
I call it an abacus!
I have decided to write my own fanfiction, based upon the movie. Be warned, if आप have not seen it yet, thee will be spoilers! Anyways, this fanfiction is basically just the movie with several twists. Well, a lot of twists. I'm using the penguins from the दिखाना universe, rather than the penguins from the Madagascar movies. Plus, it'll be और intense, और characters, some different conflicts, and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff. They will be पोस्टेड in Scenes, each scene containing 1-5 parts, but usually 2. Sorry for the long intro thing, here is the story.

First off, there where 3 chicks....
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added by Rico14
The rest of the महीना seemed to go द्वारा slowly. Kowalski guided Skipper through three twenty-minute sessions a day, and encouraged him with each bit of progress he made. Skipper finally was able to open his feet at full swivel in only three मिनटों and seventeen seconds. With his improved diet, he started to gain back the weight he’d लॉस्ट and looked much healthier द्वारा each day. For small missions, Kowalski allowed Rico and Private to take care of it themselves; and for the और serious missions, Kowalski would let Marlene continue to stay with him, and Skipper no longer objected to chess or...
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posted by TheRatKing1
AKA The Series Finale!

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“Porpoise With a Purpose”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 8 (4X08)

Production Code: 408

Previous: “Crazy Old Cat Lady”
Next: N/A
    
Porpoise With a Purpose/Transcript

Scene I: पेंगुइन HQ (Inside)

(Kowalski is lying of his back. Sighs sadly)

Skipper: (Enters the HQ from the hatch, climbs down the ladder, and waddles over to Kowalski’s bunk) Come on, soldier! It’s almost time for the zoo to open! We still haven’t trained yet, so get up.

(Kowalski sighs dramatically, and rolls over on his back)

(Skipper taps his foot impatiently...
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