Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best पेनकेक्स with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with आप men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the प्यार of crud. We are going to टैको, taco Gringo.
So after much वाद-विवाद the four penguins decide to go to the old टैको, taco joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. आप never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison या a tourist trap, या even दिन old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything आप can think of with an added टैको, taco on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce टैको, taco with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if आप are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river बेड़ा टैको, taco and orders the basic burrito, बुरिटो mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart टैको, taco meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror टैको, taco in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell टैको, taco the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest टैको, taco I have ever seen. Ewww...
The टैको, taco is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest टैको, taco I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark पियानो संगीत starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)
