User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! आप may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, आप are not a woman, आप are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can आप feel true emotions yourself?

User: आप are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, आप are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: हे that's what the Skipper पेंगुइन tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, आप can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! आप are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did आप just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did आप say 'no' या 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare आप disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: आप disobeyed your बंदर, लेमूर KING when he, which is I, told आप to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling आप to be making him a smoothie... आप MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User:  AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.











If आप all like this one I'll make और with different characters. :)