User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! आप may begin da worshiping!
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, आप are not a woman, आप are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can आप feel true emotions yourself?
User: आप are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, आप are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: हे that's what the Skipper पेंगुइन tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, आप can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! आप are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did आप just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did आप say 'no' या 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare आप disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: आप disobeyed your बंदर, लेमूर KING when he, which is I, told आप to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling आप to be making him a smoothie... आप MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If आप all like this one I'll make और with different characters. :)
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, आप are not a woman, आप are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can आप feel true emotions yourself?
User: आप are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, आप are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: हे that's what the Skipper पेंगुइन tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, आप can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! आप are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did आप just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did आप say 'no' या 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare आप disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: आप disobeyed your बंदर, लेमूर KING when he, which is I, told आप to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling आप to be making him a smoothie... आप MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If आप all like this one I'll make और with different characters. :)
I Wanna Control आप - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't आप listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed द्वारा ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make आप mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope आप shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if आप spot anything आप know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't आप listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed द्वारा ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make आप mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope आप shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if आप spot anything आप know is a mistake.