पेंग्विन्स ऑफ मॅडगास्कर Article: Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: हे you!
Me: Oh no, not आप again.
Officer X: आप know, आप and your पेंगुइन फ्रेंड्स still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished आप off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, आप fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on आप like sweet and खट्टा sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him द्वारा the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do आप know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: आप don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she कहा to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is कहा to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do आप have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get आप and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once आप know. (hangs up and cries)

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Lt. Lemmy saluting.

added by LifelessPenguin

Source: Alienated

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Look at Kowalski's Eyes..... XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Kanga Management Clip

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Score a पेंगुइन pokemon card

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Maw

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Marlene&Penguins

added by Jhoman12

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another KowalVate moment

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me (the screenshot actually ^^;)

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nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the शीर्षक says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if आप wish to read them. Any शीर्षक with a Roman numeral अगला to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope आप enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making आप laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding अंतरिक्ष is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told आप before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't लॉस्ट my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! आप just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs द्वारा still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I कहा not to ACTUALLY put कैन्डी coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are आप doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't आप be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do आप know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little टट्टू and Lunicorns Are Made द्वारा Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made द्वारा Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! या Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do आप see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And आप can be my friend! Oh! And आप can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to बंदर, लेमूर habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes आप look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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पेंगुइन Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins चुंबन Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have आप been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers आप can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But द्वारा golly आप are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your पेंगुइन Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm लेखन this so आप can find out wich पेंगुइन आप are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your प्रिय way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes आप sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your प्रिय subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a कौआ, कौवा showted, as manny badgers and जानवर ran against Mr. Linert and his पितरेल, पफिन, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried भेड़िया Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do आप think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell आप that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if आप go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If आप don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, या something like that, but I've changed it's शीर्षक becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone द्वारा sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would खोजिए for clues the अगला morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One दिन in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a पेंगुइन documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." कहा a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do आप need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't आप remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......