I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: हे you!
Me: Oh no, not आप again.
Officer X: आप know, आप and your पेंगुइन फ्रेंड्स still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished आप off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, आप fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on आप like sweet and खट्टा sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him द्वारा the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do आप know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: आप don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she कहा to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is कहा to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do आप have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get आप and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once आप know. (hangs up and cries)
Officer X: हे you!
Me: Oh no, not आप again.
Officer X: आप know, आप and your पेंगुइन फ्रेंड्स still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished आप off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, आप fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on आप like sweet and खट्टा sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him द्वारा the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do आप know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: आप don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she कहा to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is कहा to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do आप have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get आप and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once आप know. (hangs up and cries)
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a गिटार and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a समुद्र तट sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would प्यार me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did आप abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would प्यार me,
If only she would प्यार me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish लेखन now, coz SOME बिना सोचे समझे FAG ON फैन्पॉप IS पढ़ना MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.