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Ponies On The Rails episode 7 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 7: The boss of my boss is my enemy

Idea by: Chibi-Emmy

May 25, 1951

We start this episode near the station of Cheyenne. An observation car was sitting on a siding near the line.

???: Oh my god man! How many of these engines do आप still have?
Pete: The same ammount we had since 1944.
???: That's not good! We can't allow this!!!
Pete: Sir, we have a...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon ran surprisingly fast to the end of the train, and was getting prepared to use a spell that would get the derailed cars back onto the tracks.

Gordon: *panting* I have to make it. *nearly trips* I'm so close to the end. *lays on ground*

Gordon stopped, after only moving an inch, running alongside a train that was one mile long.

Coffee Creme: *teleports to end of train*
Gordon: No, no, no! Don't tell Orion anything!! *runs again* Damnit, I'm getting tired. *falls on ground*
Orion: He can't run for shit.
Coffee Creme: Really? Whatever, let's just get our trains back on the tracks, and repair...

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scoootaloo's following fear ch. 9

posted by Dragon4322

Jenny Fivel

after that statement i put the newspaper back in my saddle bag. ,"Scootaloo what was that?" Cherilee asked. ,"nothing Ms. Cherilee haha" i कहा nervously
Cherilee grabbed it out of my hooves and looked at it and gasped. ,"this must of been what happened to jenny" she was surprised द्वारा the newspaper i found. later we went to the Ponyville Historic museum and she turned it into the museum. The अगला दिन our class to a field trip to the museum and i learned a lot और about Fivel than before . But still me and my sister and Twilight all found the real evidence that the law enforcement was to scared...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll या Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will दिखाना आप them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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इंद्रधनुष Dash Presents: A crossover part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and इंद्रधनुष Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of इंद्रधनुष Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh, of course आप had to beat me up! Why couldn't आप have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM इंद्रधनुष Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat आप up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no टट्टू get beat up?...

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The Warriors of Equestria 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

SnowFlake

In Equestria... One दिन is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 फ्रेंड्स who wants to be a warriors...

ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...

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Sweet Apple-Dash Acres ch. 2 prt 2 Farm troubles

posted by Dragon4322

"Are you bucking joking?!"

इंद्रधनुष Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet सेब Acres. बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ कहा to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus कहा excitedly. It didn't take long before इंद्रधनुष Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer टट्टू asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if आप can holler, then get back to it" सेब कहा to her. ," are आप bucking joking?!" RD कहा as if surprised. "Yep, आप कहा आप wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard आप worked every day" बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought आप wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to दिखाना due to her anger.

"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that इंद्रधनुष Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा do आप want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Several मिनटों after beating up Diamond Tiara, बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that आप beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean आप can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few मिनटों after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree chapter 7 Lightning woods

posted by Dragon4322

Lightning Dust spriniting though woods

When Pin Tail shot the insane टट्टू in the सेकंड story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky कहा ,"I think we should हटाइए towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the रसोई, रसोईघर on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them.

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy टट्टू that escaped the battle. It only...

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Alice and the Everfree Forest Part 1: Alice meets Mr. Rabbit

posted by DisneyFan333

The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One दिन she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a बछेड़ा hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are आप going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are आप jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a सोना pocket watch and if आप looked closely, आप could...

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Discord is back part 6..........Shelter x Pacifica = A Fight

posted by applejackrocks

Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, ब्लूबेरी Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a नाव in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...

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Discord is back part 6 I had a dream

posted by applejackrocks

The अगला morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: आप promise not to tell?
AJ: पार करना, क्रॉस my heart, hope to fly, stick a कप केक in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie घंटी, बेल was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...

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Discord is back part 5 सुरक्षित and Sound......For now

posted by applejackrocks

In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate आप guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: आप see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking चाय with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a टट्टू there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...

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My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship, Season 1, Episode 3 It Begins Part3

posted by DawnBright

It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 2: Discord's Revenge)

posted by noahnstar1616

"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", कहा the princess.

"I'll find him", कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", कहा Twilight.

"Fine", कहा इंद्रधनुष as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The दिन and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a सिंहासन in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...

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Twilight in Oblivion: 10

posted by P-Lightning

"This part of the story is all about Axel and his past."

(Right here Axel is having Ice Cream with his best and only friend in the Organization, Roxas while they whatched the sun set)
(Axel's Past)
"Axel wait up I need to catch up," कहा a mysterious stallion as he ran to Axel, "Hey come on Roxas आप got to catch up if आप want to see the sunset." कहा Axel,"OK I'm want to see the suset man just wait I got to buy the ice cream. As Axel and Roxas sat on the old clock tower eating ice cream and Axel asked,"Hey Roxas why does the sun set red?","Huh I don't know i just want to watch the sunset ha...

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The mystery of happiness part: eleven

posted by whiteclaw

Just for you guys x3

The news of चित्र Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter आप may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir आप have exactly two hours before showtime are आप ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see आप there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the चाकू was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue टट्टू with a mask and outfit on.

The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do आप want?!" Toity...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes आप is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the सेकंड world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...