Zecora the ज़ेबरा

Ok. This is my first लेख based on my opinion. If आप want me to write another लेख on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in सवाल right now: Cloppers

Yes आप heard me cloppers. If आप don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little टट्टू (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If आप notice there is a clopper, why should that bother आप in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No टट्टू can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead द्वारा a टट्टू named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead द्वारा Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead द्वारा John who somehow survived being killed द्वारा a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead द्वारा an alicorn named Fuku,...

This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit और unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened द्वारा the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if आप are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure आप are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like आप and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? आप just decided to skip our रात का खाना without telling me? Are आप aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for आप at a तालिका, टेबल with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want आप to make फ्रेंड्स with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! आप still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if आप want to give me a सेकंड chance या not. Starlight had to choose between आप and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...