इंद्रधनुष Dash

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would आप like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that आप threatened to beat her up if आप saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have आप seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't आप have some drinks with me? You'll प्यार it.
Bob: How many did आप have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would आप like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would आप want to beat...

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that आप call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are आप so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes सेब Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd सेब Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

क्वीन of Changelings: This दिन is going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This दिन was going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my फ्रेंड्स to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
My Little टट्टू (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
My Little टट्टू (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do आप know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the इंद्रधनुष department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated इंद्रधनुष pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...