Happy MLP: FiM Anniversary

After इंद्रधनुष Dash briefed me on my assignment, Nikki went in for her briefing.

Nikki: So, what is my अगला assignment?
Rainbow Dash: I assigned Sean to watch out for any suspicious activity in Ponyville. I want आप to do the same thing in Canterlot. If आप find any ponies working for ISIS, kill them.
Nikki: Will do.

Meanwhile, I was at Sweet सेब Acres with Applejack.

Sean: *Watching a part of town with binoculars*
Applejack: आप should take a break. If आप look through those things too long, you'll ruin your eyesight.
Sean: Okay. *Puts away binoculars* Nothing interesting is happening anyway....

-Moon Dust's Eyes

"Look everypony it's Eris Luna!" Shouted a गुलाबी filly. They all laughed. "Yeah she's just so weird looking with that tail and horns!" Then I walked in to the circle.
Everyone stared including Eris. I was gray with a short purple and black mane. "Leave her alone आप jerks. Do आप know who that is! That is the daughter of Discord and Celestia! She is one of the most powerful ponies is Equestria! So scat! आप heard me scat!" I shouted with a wild look in my eyes.
They ran. "Thank आप Moon Dust! आप helped me! But.... Why?" Eris said. "Because आप shouldn't be punished for your...