Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.
Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits
October 2, 1950
Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.
Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: या anyone that works here
Gordon: या anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Gordon: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Pete: Alright good. Now I have an assignment for you, and Hawkeye to do.
Gordon: I'm pretty sure आप do.
Hawkeye: Mornin' boss.
Pete: Monin' Hawkeye. Come over here. I have an assignment for आप to do with Gordon.
Hawkeye: WHAT?!
Pete: I have an assignment for आप to do with Gordon.
Hawkeye: I heard you, but allow me to ask again. WHAT?!
Pete: For the last time! I have an assign-
Hawkeye: आप told me that twice!!
Gordon: Pity. I wish आप could tell him again. Why do we have to work together?
Pete: Coffee Creme is sick, and Orion is on another train with Honey, on their way to Dallas.
Hawkeye: Alright, what do we have to do?
Pete: Carry a huge freight train from here to Ogden Utah.
Hawkeye: What engines are we using?
Pete: Only one. For a freight train like this, आप get to use one of our largest locomotives.
Gordon: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Are आप saying we get to drive a bigboy?!
Pete: Eeyup.
Hawkeye: Alright!! This is awesome!
Gordon: Don't get too excited.
Hawkeye: Don't get unexcited, let's go!
Pete: Good luck आप two. I know आप hate each other, but I'm sure आप can complete this job with ease.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. *walks to train*
Gordon: Wait for me *follows*
At the train yard
Red Rose: *switching tracks*
Hawkeye: हे Red Rose, guess what?!
Red Rose: You're driving a bigboy to Ogden?
Hawkeye: Yeah, how'd आप know?
Red Rose: I got a message from the boss. Your train is over there being checked.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *walks to train*
Red Rose: *spots Gordon* You're not working with Hawkeye, are you?
Gordon: Unfortunately I am.
Red Rose: Welp, he's gonna die a very unfortunate death.
Gordon: Don't give me that! You're just a yard operator!
Red Rose: That tells आप what to do!
Gordon: Ugh *walks away*
Percy: Hi Hawkeye
Hawkeye: Hey, I thought you, and Jeff were supposed to fix tracks.
Jeff: Not today, we were told to work here for now.
Gordon: What are आप doing servicing our engine?! Don't आप know that आप have to maintain track? आप could be fired for doing different work without permission from the boss.
Percy: We were दिया permission from the boss.
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Jeff & Percy: AH!!
Hawkeye: Something tells me I won $4.
Percy: Aw fine! *gives Hawkeye $2*
Jeff: *gives hawkeye $2*
Hawkeye: Thanks आप two.
Percy: अगला time, we'll be prepared.
Gordon: Is everything ready?
Jeff: Yeah, it's fine. Just remember that the breaks may break when you're travelling at चोटी, शीर्ष speed which is 75 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: They don't call them brakes for nothing.
Percy & Jeff: *laugh*
Gordon: Let's just go, हटाइए it!
Percy & Jeff: *get out of way*
Red Rose: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *goes for lever*
Gordon: What are आप doing?! I'm driving this train!
Hawkeye: Don't argue, I'm the one sitting closest, I'm the engineer *pulls lever*
The two stallions left the yard, and soon went on their way to Ogden.
Gordon: Ok, no cursing. This is my train, no cursing.
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Hawkeye: N----r.
Gordon: Oh wow, are आप deaf?
Hawkeye: Damnit.
Gordon: Still going. Really?
Hawkeye: Hell.
Gordon: Do आप want me to jump out of this train?
Hawkeye: It'd be pretty nice.
Gordon: Well I'm not the one breaking rules here. So go shovel the coal, pronto.
Hawkeye: We'll be fine. When we get up to Sherman hill, then we'll need और coal. Get ready.
Gordon: This is going to be a long journey.
Hawkeye: Eeyup
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal
Gordon: Hey, if आप let me drive this train, I will be the happiest टट्टू ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have आप stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what आप should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels और coal*
At 15 miles an hour, they made it to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the hill.
Hawkeye: Alright, time to तेज़ गाड़ी, हाईबॉल down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do आप intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do आप want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the brakes will break. Don't आप remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Hawkeye: Of course आप don't remember. *looks at signal* Now we have to stay in this speed otherwise we crash into another train.
Gordon: No we won't! हटाइए *pulls Hawkeye from controls*
Hawkeye: आप are an idiot if आप think आप can do this!
Gordon: No I'm- Are आप recording this?!?
Hawkeye: *holding camera* Yeah, because if we crash Pete will know which one of us to fire.
Gordon: आप better give me that footage!
Hawkeye: *puts film in case* आप want it? *holds it out window*
Gordon: NO! Don't put it there!
Hawkeye: Alright, आप don't want it. Aaand it's gone!
Gordon: NO! *jumps out*
Hawkeye: Hahaha! *brings case back in engine* I didn't even let go.
Hawkeye then started to slow the train down. As he predicted, another train was in front of him, but the engine pulling it broke down.
Hawkeye: *puts train in siding*
Workers: *moves train out of way*
Hawkeye: How long do I have to wait here?
Worker: About 2 minutes.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thanks
Meanwhile with Gordon
Gordon: *looks for case* Where is that case?
Percy: *driving cart* हे Gordon, what are आप looking for?
Gordon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Percy: Sorry *takes off*
Gordon: Aha! I found the case. *opens case* WHAT?! There's no film in here!! AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Percy: *backs up* Are आप alright? I know it's none of my business, but आप seem upset right now.
Gordon: Yes, and I need your help with something. I accidentally fell out of Hawkeye's train. He's waiting for me at a siding. Take me to him.
Percy: Sure thing. Hop on
Gordon: *hops on cart*
Meanwhile with Hawkeye
engineers: It's all clear Hawkeye, आप can go.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *pulls lever*
Percy: *driving cart*
Gordon: Shit! He's taking off without me.
Percy: Are आप sure you're with him?
Gordon: Yes, I'm sure. *pushes Percy off cart*
engineers: Whoa! What's with that pony?
Percy: He has some vengeance to make.
engineers: Uh, ok.
Hawkeye: *going 30*
Gordon: *Following at 40*
Hawkeye: *gets onto mainline*
Gordon: Ugh! This train is in my way, and it's five miles long!! *puts on brakes*
But Gordon was getting closer to Hawkeye's train, and soon crashed into it.
In front of Hawkeye, a signal turned red.
Hawkeye: *stops train* What is it now?
Percy: *stops अगला to Hawkeye in truck* Hawkeye, come quick!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab* What happened?
Percy: Gordon pushed me out of a cart, and ran into your train.
Hawkeye: Oh damnit. *gets in truck*
Percy: *Drives*
Hawkeye: Wait, I forgot something. *jumps out of truck*
Percy: *stops* I'll bet another टट्टू is falling out of another vehicle somewhere.
Hawkeye: *goes back in cab*
Percy: What is he doing?
Hawkeye: *grabs breifcase then kills fire*
Percy: *honks horn* Hurry up!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab, and runs to truck*
Percy: What were आप doing?
Hawkeye: *gets in truck* Hollywood work. Let's go
Percy: *drives*
At the other side of the train
Gordon: *laying on ground*
Hawkeye: *sees Gordon*
Gordon: *sees briefcase* THERE IT IS!!!!
Doctors: Get him in the रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस quickly.
Medics: *put Gordon in ambulance*
Doctors: Now how do we get back to the main road?
Percy: You'll have to follow me first. *drives back to engine*
Doctors: *follow in ambulance*
Percy: What is it with Gordon, and briefcases?
Hawkeye: He decided to be a working stallion for once.
Percy: What is that supposed to mean?
Hawkeye: He enjoyed being with me for once, and started loving his job. He was loving it so much that he wanted to get a briefcase. I have a bunch of things in here to keep me awake for my long job, and I'll need it in the future.
Percy: I'll bet आप do.
Back to the ambulance,
Gordon: *jumps out*
Pete: What are आप doing?!?
Gordon: Sir?! What are आप doing here?
Pete: Checking to see if you're not on dope! I drove here, and when I heard you, and Hawkeye had some issues, I came here.
Gordon: No, there's a misunderstanding.
Pete: Oh yes there is, but आप can't fool me. You're fired!
Gordon: what? Fired? No, no no no no no...
2 मिनटों later, back at cheyenne.
Gordon: ...No, NO NO!
Pete: Wow, you're really desperate.
Gordon: YES! I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
4 मिनटों later
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: l:(
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: That's enough. You're fired, and आप will deal with it.
Snowflake: *watching* (I gotta tell Hawkeye this) *goes to teletype machine, and types* To Hawkeye from Snowflake. Gordon is fired.
The End
अगला up in Ponies On The Rails
An Applewood company wants to shoot a commercial for the Union Pacific.
SeanTheHedgehog: Copyright 2013
Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits
October 2, 1950
Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.
Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: या anyone that works here
Gordon: या anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Gordon: And I will not fuck with him in anyway.
Pete: Alright good. Now I have an assignment for you, and Hawkeye to do.
Gordon: I'm pretty sure आप do.
Hawkeye: Mornin' boss.
Pete: Monin' Hawkeye. Come over here. I have an assignment for आप to do with Gordon.
Hawkeye: WHAT?!
Pete: I have an assignment for आप to do with Gordon.
Hawkeye: I heard you, but allow me to ask again. WHAT?!
Pete: For the last time! I have an assign-
Hawkeye: आप told me that twice!!
Gordon: Pity. I wish आप could tell him again. Why do we have to work together?
Pete: Coffee Creme is sick, and Orion is on another train with Honey, on their way to Dallas.
Hawkeye: Alright, what do we have to do?
Pete: Carry a huge freight train from here to Ogden Utah.
Hawkeye: What engines are we using?
Pete: Only one. For a freight train like this, आप get to use one of our largest locomotives.
Gordon: Oh boy.
Hawkeye: Are आप saying we get to drive a bigboy?!
Pete: Eeyup.
Hawkeye: Alright!! This is awesome!
Gordon: Don't get too excited.
Hawkeye: Don't get unexcited, let's go!
Pete: Good luck आप two. I know आप hate each other, but I'm sure आप can complete this job with ease.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. *walks to train*
Gordon: Wait for me *follows*
At the train yard
Red Rose: *switching tracks*
Hawkeye: हे Red Rose, guess what?!
Red Rose: You're driving a bigboy to Ogden?
Hawkeye: Yeah, how'd आप know?
Red Rose: I got a message from the boss. Your train is over there being checked.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *walks to train*
Red Rose: *spots Gordon* You're not working with Hawkeye, are you?
Gordon: Unfortunately I am.
Red Rose: Welp, he's gonna die a very unfortunate death.
Gordon: Don't give me that! You're just a yard operator!
Red Rose: That tells आप what to do!
Gordon: Ugh *walks away*
Percy: Hi Hawkeye
Hawkeye: Hey, I thought you, and Jeff were supposed to fix tracks.
Jeff: Not today, we were told to work here for now.
Gordon: What are आप doing servicing our engine?! Don't आप know that आप have to maintain track? आप could be fired for doing different work without permission from the boss.
Percy: We were दिया permission from the boss.
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Jeff & Percy: AH!!
Hawkeye: Something tells me I won $4.
Percy: Aw fine! *gives Hawkeye $2*
Jeff: *gives hawkeye $2*
Hawkeye: Thanks आप two.
Percy: अगला time, we'll be prepared.
Gordon: Is everything ready?
Jeff: Yeah, it's fine. Just remember that the breaks may break when you're travelling at चोटी, शीर्ष speed which is 75 miles an hour.
Hawkeye: They don't call them brakes for nothing.
Percy & Jeff: *laugh*
Gordon: Let's just go, हटाइए it!
Percy & Jeff: *get out of way*
Red Rose: *turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *goes for lever*
Gordon: What are आप doing?! I'm driving this train!
Hawkeye: Don't argue, I'm the one sitting closest, I'm the engineer *pulls lever*
The two stallions left the yard, and soon went on their way to Ogden.
Gordon: Ok, no cursing. This is my train, no cursing.
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Hawkeye: N----r.
Gordon: Oh wow, are आप deaf?
Hawkeye: Damnit.
Gordon: Still going. Really?
Hawkeye: Hell.
Gordon: Do आप want me to jump out of this train?
Hawkeye: It'd be pretty nice.
Gordon: Well I'm not the one breaking rules here. So go shovel the coal, pronto.
Hawkeye: We'll be fine. When we get up to Sherman hill, then we'll need और coal. Get ready.
Gordon: This is going to be a long journey.
Hawkeye: Eeyup
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal
Gordon: Hey, if आप let me drive this train, I will be the happiest टट्टू ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have आप stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what आप should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels और coal*
At 15 miles an hour, they made it to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the hill.
Hawkeye: Alright, time to तेज़ गाड़ी, हाईबॉल down the line. *pushes lever*
Gordon: How fast do आप intend to go?
Hawkeye: 60.
Gordon: What?!
Hawkeye: 60
Gordon: I heard you, but that made me give the intention to ask again. What?!
Hawkeye: Well how fast do आप want to go, 20?
Gordon: Shouldn't we be going 80?
Hawkeye: If we hit 75, and we try to stop, the brakes will break. Don't आप remember?
Gordon: No, that's why I asked.
Hawkeye: Of course आप don't remember. *looks at signal* Now we have to stay in this speed otherwise we crash into another train.
Gordon: No we won't! हटाइए *pulls Hawkeye from controls*
Hawkeye: आप are an idiot if आप think आप can do this!
Gordon: No I'm- Are आप recording this?!?
Hawkeye: *holding camera* Yeah, because if we crash Pete will know which one of us to fire.
Gordon: आप better give me that footage!
Hawkeye: *puts film in case* आप want it? *holds it out window*
Gordon: NO! Don't put it there!
Hawkeye: Alright, आप don't want it. Aaand it's gone!
Gordon: NO! *jumps out*
Hawkeye: Hahaha! *brings case back in engine* I didn't even let go.
Hawkeye then started to slow the train down. As he predicted, another train was in front of him, but the engine pulling it broke down.
Hawkeye: *puts train in siding*
Workers: *moves train out of way*
Hawkeye: How long do I have to wait here?
Worker: About 2 minutes.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thanks
Meanwhile with Gordon
Gordon: *looks for case* Where is that case?
Percy: *driving cart* हे Gordon, what are आप looking for?
Gordon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Percy: Sorry *takes off*
Gordon: Aha! I found the case. *opens case* WHAT?! There's no film in here!! AAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Percy: *backs up* Are आप alright? I know it's none of my business, but आप seem upset right now.
Gordon: Yes, and I need your help with something. I accidentally fell out of Hawkeye's train. He's waiting for me at a siding. Take me to him.
Percy: Sure thing. Hop on
Gordon: *hops on cart*
Meanwhile with Hawkeye
engineers: It's all clear Hawkeye, आप can go.
Hawkeye: Thank you. *pulls lever*
Percy: *driving cart*
Gordon: Shit! He's taking off without me.
Percy: Are आप sure you're with him?
Gordon: Yes, I'm sure. *pushes Percy off cart*
engineers: Whoa! What's with that pony?
Percy: He has some vengeance to make.
engineers: Uh, ok.
Hawkeye: *going 30*
Gordon: *Following at 40*
Hawkeye: *gets onto mainline*
Gordon: Ugh! This train is in my way, and it's five miles long!! *puts on brakes*
But Gordon was getting closer to Hawkeye's train, and soon crashed into it.
In front of Hawkeye, a signal turned red.
Hawkeye: *stops train* What is it now?
Percy: *stops अगला to Hawkeye in truck* Hawkeye, come quick!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab* What happened?
Percy: Gordon pushed me out of a cart, and ran into your train.
Hawkeye: Oh damnit. *gets in truck*
Percy: *Drives*
Hawkeye: Wait, I forgot something. *jumps out of truck*
Percy: *stops* I'll bet another टट्टू is falling out of another vehicle somewhere.
Hawkeye: *goes back in cab*
Percy: What is he doing?
Hawkeye: *grabs breifcase then kills fire*
Percy: *honks horn* Hurry up!
Hawkeye: *climbs out of cab, and runs to truck*
Percy: What were आप doing?
Hawkeye: *gets in truck* Hollywood work. Let's go
Percy: *drives*
At the other side of the train
Gordon: *laying on ground*
Hawkeye: *sees Gordon*
Gordon: *sees briefcase* THERE IT IS!!!!
Doctors: Get him in the रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस quickly.
Medics: *put Gordon in ambulance*
Doctors: Now how do we get back to the main road?
Percy: You'll have to follow me first. *drives back to engine*
Doctors: *follow in ambulance*
Percy: What is it with Gordon, and briefcases?
Hawkeye: He decided to be a working stallion for once.
Percy: What is that supposed to mean?
Hawkeye: He enjoyed being with me for once, and started loving his job. He was loving it so much that he wanted to get a briefcase. I have a bunch of things in here to keep me awake for my long job, and I'll need it in the future.
Percy: I'll bet आप do.
Back to the ambulance,
Gordon: *jumps out*
Pete: What are आप doing?!?
Gordon: Sir?! What are आप doing here?
Pete: Checking to see if you're not on dope! I drove here, and when I heard you, and Hawkeye had some issues, I came here.
Gordon: No, there's a misunderstanding.
Pete: Oh yes there is, but आप can't fool me. You're fired!
Gordon: what? Fired? No, no no no no no...
2 मिनटों later, back at cheyenne.
Gordon: ...No, NO NO!
Pete: Wow, you're really desperate.
Gordon: YES! I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
4 मिनटों later
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: l:(
Gordon: I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired. I don't wanna be fired.
Pete: That's enough. You're fired, and आप will deal with it.
Snowflake: *watching* (I gotta tell Hawkeye this) *goes to teletype machine, and types* To Hawkeye from Snowflake. Gordon is fired.
The End
अगला up in Ponies On The Rails
An Applewood company wants to shoot a commercial for the Union Pacific.
SeanTheHedgehog: Copyright 2013
Robotnik: Pingas!
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I wish I knew.
But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little टट्टू line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the ट्रांसफॉर्मर्स franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.
I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way और famish than G3.
And with out faces like "this"
Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.
I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.
All I know is that even the target...
