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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little टट्टू franchise and the बैटमैन franchise are not owned and created द्वारा me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her फ्रेंड्स were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight कहा "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy कहा "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

इंद्रधनुष Dash कहा "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie कहा "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and कहा "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle कहा "This cake should be much better than your पूर्व cake."

Mr. Cake nervously कहा "I'm sorry about selling आप a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती कहा "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and कहा "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "It seems like आप arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike कहा "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased द्वारा Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He कहा "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker कहा "This is और than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord कहा "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Welcome Discord. I hope that आप enjoy your birthday party."

Discord कहा "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as आप didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and कहा "It's nice."

Fluttershy कहा "Thank goodness."

Discord कहा "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "What are आप talking about?"

Discord कहा "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord कहा "Because I प्यार chaos. आप wouldn't understand. Ponies like आप take away the fun in life द्वारा being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord कहा "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised द्वारा the ponies and Discord, but he was amused द्वारा it. The Joker कहा "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "But I didn't hire a clown. Did आप hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie कहा "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker कहा "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and कहा "I'm Discord. I प्यार chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker कहा "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord कहा "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and कहा "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and कहा "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She कहा "Why did आप call me that?"

The Joker कहा "I'm sorry to confuse आप Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and कहा "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to इंद्रधनुष Dash and कहा "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker कहा "Rarity आप remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity कहा "Why?"

The Joker कहा "Because आप both think that you're better looking than आप actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker कहा "It seems like आप forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike कहा "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and कहा "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and कहा "I प्यार this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker कहा "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and कहा "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for आप ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and कहा "I want आप 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make आप disappear."

Rarity angrily कहा "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "It's just a quick magic trick."

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती कहा "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie कहा "Are आप going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker कहा "Actually I'm going to take आप with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Why would आप sell us?"

The Joker कहा "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However आप will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously कहा "Are आप actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker कहा "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He कहा "Can आप at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and कहा "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily कहा "Then I must stop आप Joker."

The Joker कहा "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to पंच the Joker, but he missed. Discord कहा "Can आप stay put so I can पंच you?"

The Joker कहा "I would प्यार to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord कहा "You hurt me."

The Joker कहा "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord कहा "It appears that आप can't take away the ponies now आप weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily कहा "I demand आप to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and कहा "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker कहा "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord कहा "It seems like I'll have to defeat आप in a और simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at आप ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Thank आप for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought आप were."

Discord कहा "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

बैटमैन handed Discord the key and snuck away.

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती कहा "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity कहा "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and कहा "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and कहा "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have आप here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) आप can call me "anything आप want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but आप could call me "anything आप want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: आप should have some to keep आप awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: आप stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. आप need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are आप going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten मिनटों until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...
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LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary टट्टू folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? 
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse आप do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Chimney Sweep
Chimney Sweep
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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इंद्रधनुष Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was और like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To इंद्रधनुष Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Me, and इंद्रधनुष Dash found my scooter. It was stolen द्वारा some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go घर Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...
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When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... आप know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of टट्टू would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of इंद्रधनुष Dash, do आप remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....
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Me, and इंद्रधनुष Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why आप shouldn't eat कपकेक on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a टट्टू was eating a कप केक on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked द्वारा some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of प्रशंसक fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do आप mean आप don't know? What caused आप to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are आप going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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I want to take this time to talk about one of my two प्रिय duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most प्रिय one in my अगला article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and इंद्रधनुष Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got इंद्रधनुष Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, इंद्रधनुष Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I पार करना, क्रॉस the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just अगला to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt दिखाना Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B द्वारा the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go और into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are आप talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll हटाइए his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit आप could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen मिनटों away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, आप may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, आप need to improve your performance. Especially आप Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. आप maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. आप don't pass the ball to your teammates, आप caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if आप dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like लेखन some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered द्वारा wastelands. Only some ब्रेव ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be और swearing than last time (And it'll be और intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls हलके पीले रंग का, फॉन, हलके पीले रंग over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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