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" HAAAAAAAAAA YES THE कुतिया, मतलबी BACK आप BETTER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR आप "! Yes आप tried to banish me what did that prove Twilight Sparkle I'm going to enjoy fucking eating your बोन्स while आप and your mane six die haaaaaaaaaa! BE VERY AFRAID EVERYPONY BECAUSE क्वीन CHRYSALIS IS BACK AND SHE'S FEEDING ON YOUR प्यार AGAIN !

HELLO HOPE आप LIKE SOME OF THE NUDITY IT'S ALSO FOR THE KICK नितंब, गधा शीर्षक OF

UNICORNIA PONIFIED
मेटालिका ALBUM COVER

{HOPE आप ENJOY IT AND HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPLICIT!)
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one और job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the भेड़िया pack. Those sluts चुरा लिया all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if आप can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And सेकंड will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to हीरोस that was chosen द्वारा higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those ब्रेव 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired द्वारा many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - हे Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- हे don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and आप weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until अगला week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see आप all again!

Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Source: joyreactor
added by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Everyone in the टट्टू Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's दिखाना them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* आप sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, आप killed five of the guards, and आप don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting अगला to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: आप ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're आप doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of सूखी घास, घास from you? I forgot to stock up on खाना for Angel, and आप do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I प्यार to drink me some बीयर, बियर and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I प्यार my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock या rap?

I just hate country music, and if आप like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and sprocket back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, आप got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need आप to get over to खाड़ी, बे Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the खाड़ी, बे Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
अगला morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants आप to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. आप could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case पटाखा, पटाखे behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* आप told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it या not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are आप going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get आप anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight मिनटों later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked द्वारा all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most प्रशंसकों label Iron Will as a...
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