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LATER THAT EVENING:

Ditto: So.. How's Scootaloo?

Dash: Oh, she's fine.. She got her cutie mark.

Ditto: I know. She mentioned it in her weekly letters, wish i could of been there.

Dash: Yeah, her parents कहा the same.. They might be visiting soon.

Twilight: That spell was the only thing we found in the whole पुस्तकालय that was even close to what we needed!

Cadance: Do आप think आप can remember the spell?

Twilight Sparkle: I only read it through once!

Rarity: Well, if anybody can exactly remember something she read for the first time two मिनटों ago, it's you, Twilight.

Twilight: I'll try. But I'm not sure how long it'll take.

Saten: (looks outside) Is quickly an option?

Cadance: I'll help if I can, but we should evacuate the city just in case!.. Chief Ditto, आप need to lead everybody to the train station before the tracks freeze over!

Ditto: I will. But between आप and Twilight, I'm sure you'll remember the spell.

Twilight: I only hope this spell is the one we need.

Saten: Wait a minute.. Starlight's friend Sunburst.. He's a big important wizard या something.. We should bring him here. Maybe he'll know what to do if the spell fails.

Ditto: Well hurry!

Saten: Yes sir! (flies off).

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Ditto: (to crowd) Listen.. आप all need to leave!

Mustache Crystal Pony: Did I mention this was a Royal Crystalling? When the crystaller holds the young one aloft, all of the Empire will share their joy and light, and the Crystal दिल will beat stronger than it ever has before!

Ditto: Yeah, yeah, I know how it goes. But आप can't st-

Stubborn Pony: It really is a moving ceremony!

Ditto: I DON'T CAR-

Stubborn टट्टू 2: Maybe आप changelings don't understand the the importance of this.

Ditto: Change... Look, EVERYONE makes mistakes!.. Can we just FORGET about that!

Stubborn टट्टू 2: Whatever.. Changeling.

Ditto: (growls angrily) One और word out of you, and I'll break your spine in hal-

Shining: (holds Ditto back) Listen to me.. Cadence is evacuating the area! आप don't have a choice.

The pony's STILL don't leave.

Ditto: Let's just leave em here, let them freeze to death.. Rude fucks diserve it!

Shining: आप KNOW we can't do that, commander.

Ditto: ... Maybe आप can't.
This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after पढ़ना creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are आप doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild जानवर and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt द्वारा them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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added by Seanthehedgehog
There's a lot और where this came from ;)
video
my
magic
friendship
fluttershy
is
इंद्रधनुष dash
my little टट्टू
माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony कहा "Let's go this way!" And I कहा "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my फ्रेंड्स to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are आप 0007?
Con: Yes. And आप are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do आप need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! आप weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make आप smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't आप be घर right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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Joel - *crush inside FBI HQ with Truck*
FBI - Alarm!
Damien - *shoots him in the head* Oh shut up.
Jimmy - Woo! I like it.
Joel - Wich way.
Jimmy - Terminals... 3rd floor.
Damien - *shoot the way inside terminal room*
Jimmy - *plug his laptop* Gimme bout two मिनटों mate.
Damien - Sure. *shoot और FBI*
Joel - They won't do anything funny.
Damien - Ohhhh I forgot how good if feels.
Jimmy - OK shit. It's Terminal A-3 that is in main office of leader of this section. OK Joel go get him.
Joel - *burst doors open and shoot the Boss*
Boss - Please d-dont..
Joel - *looks at picture of Boss with family* I get too...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
स्लैश - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - हे there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... स्लैश life.


Episode 2
The लोमड़ी, फॉक्स Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. स्लैश was ace detective for 1 साल then-

Slash - Oh? आप got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that जवाब our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* आप ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the अगला Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did आप know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved आप after आप got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called आप for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found आप a gent and mare to शामिल होइए आप up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

+--+

Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied या set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. आप will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one और job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the भेड़िया pack. Those sluts चुरा लिया all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if आप can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And सेकंड will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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